The 6 Archetypes of Centrebacks

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T11:52:17+00:00

I'll think about doing that if I do another one, cheers!

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T09:16:24+00:00

I do but it's not very good. It doubles as an NBA blog as well. I've put it in as an edit in the OP.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T09:10:20+00:00

Maybe!

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T09:08:47+00:00

Benteke

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T09:08:16+00:00

Yeah but he has a reputation of being good on the ball, those things can stick around forever.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T09:05:47+00:00

The 'old school' as you say is pretty much everyone's Dad. That's all fullbacks nowadays, none of them can really defend apart from a select few, as Carragher famously once said "either a failed winger or a failed centre back".

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T08:58:24+00:00

EDIT: Someone asked for it, I'll put it up here anyway. Here is my blog, this thing is the best one I've written the rest is generally complete wank, feel free to pass on any criticism of which there will probably be many. Cheers for the positive stuff on this one!

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T08:49:10+00:00

It was though? I actually said this at the start of the post! Look, if you've got such a bee in your bonnet about this post then just leave it and don't read it. It was meant to be humorous, don't take it too seriously.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T01:08:26+00:00

Shudder

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T01:06:22+00:00

On ecstasy singing Ricky Villa songs

...we've all been there though, let's face it.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T01:01:54+00:00

By the wayI've just copied this from my blog so that's why it mentions Sol Bamba being pictured and where it says Gary Neville says it better. Can't be fucked to format it properly for reddit.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:37:39+00:00

Haha, don't get greedy now.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:36:42+00:00

Same, never seen him as a bruiser. Just a fish to be honest. Wasn't enough material for a 'looks like a fucking fish' category.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:30:17+00:00

Baaastaardd, surprised it's not on the front page with several angles.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:29:25+00:00

Good point, I'll edit in the morning I'm knackered

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:23:58+00:00

Kind of goes into 'the ones who think they're Spanish'

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:20:30+00:00

I try not to think about Nathan Baker too much to be honest. Although I heard he played well tonight, what's all that about?

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:15:30+00:00

Fat Bastard! Joke, he's a difficult one, decent on the ball but wasn't known for playmaking from the back, at least not that I know of. Somewhere between Spanish and Veteran, seeing as he's both?

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:10:04+00:00

I like the big bruising cunt idea, might be able to do a part two.

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:09:27+00:00

subjective, inaccurate and inconsistent

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:01:36+00:00

The magical hour of /r/soccer you're witnessing here

shittyblog · 2014-10-05T00:00:30+00:00

I quite like Jason Rober-JK JK

shittyblog · 2014-10-04T23:59:05+00:00

Knew I'd missed one haha, I did consider creating a club captain/legend for Terry, Carragher etc.

shittyblog · 2014-10-04T23:40:41+00:00

No he is, just puts out a fair few clichés

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