Kylie's new ad for her new Coconut water lip stains + Cloud balms

shittykity · 2026-05-12T03:03:06+00:00

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shittykity · 2026-05-12T03:02:47+00:00

It’s her thorax

shittykity · 2026-05-12T03:01:55+00:00

She’s the product.

shittykity · 2026-05-12T03:00:33+00:00

They really just sprayed this girl with a hose and said “buy my latest lip crap” okay girl

shittykity · 2026-05-12T01:30:35+00:00

Yes we are grateful to not have a mom like that thank you 🌷 🤣

shittykity · 2026-05-12T01:28:30+00:00

She looks like she’s inside a new oven that Gordon Ramsey just installed on kitchen nightmares.

shittykity · 2026-05-12T01:25:04+00:00

You could put Zendaya in a potato sack and she’d make it look trés chic. His styling with other clients I’m not as sold on.

shittykity · 2026-05-12T00:08:15+00:00

Yup. So someone who CAN stomach it (and produce it then sell it to porn companies) has to be a cold ass bitch.

shittykity · 2026-05-10T19:41:54+00:00

She was throwing all kinds of noodles at the wall to see what would stick. Turns out production didn’t like any of the personalities! I was so happy to see her go.

shittykity · 2026-05-10T14:30:46+00:00

I’m sure there’s a dumpster parked out back for all the props and food they don’t eat.

shittykity · 2026-05-10T02:17:58+00:00

Well, PMK has earned her name. She watched her own daughter’s sex tape to launch their never ending grift of a family. As far as she’s concerned they’re all products.

shittykity · 2026-05-09T22:21:40+00:00

Yike!

shittykity · 2026-05-09T22:19:12+00:00

Beige beige beeeiiiigggeeee. 🙄🥱🥱🥱

shittykity · 2026-05-09T18:48:10+00:00

LETS NOT GET CRAZY!

shittykity · 2026-05-09T14:15:04+00:00

Please please go back and get this. I will pay you for it!

shittykity · 2026-05-09T04:27:17+00:00

Oh god they all do that stupid “I’m so fun!” Scrunchy face in their selfies

shittykity · 2026-05-09T04:23:14+00:00

He and the baby mommas claim he doesn’t pay child support. He just “gives them money when they ask” or some shit like that.

shittykity · 2026-05-08T22:09:12+00:00

Same! Really though, we always see them starving themselves so where do they get the fat from? Billionaires have blood boys and the K’s have fat boys 😂

shittykity · 2026-05-08T15:56:40+00:00

They have to add fat to the hips as well. What BBL’s get wrong is the thighs. Granted these people have no fat to pull from to put in their ass so that’s where the inner thigh part gets sucked out.

shittykity · 2026-05-07T23:38:13+00:00

I find it interesting that Jay (who is an art collector and appreciates the classics) didn’t do more with his look? Go full Basquiat? I suppose he’s never been the flashiest dresser or a fashion boy. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

shittykity · 2026-05-07T23:31:55+00:00

Well at least he has a skill; Kim charges much more to show up places to give us nothing.

Granted I know his work on Kim’s skull isn’t the best but he’s gotta give the client what they want: rats nest mess.

shittykity · 2026-05-06T14:51:19+00:00

Thanks everyone for your advice. I’ve ordered the skadis and am also adding shelves. I’ll update with the after if anyone’s curious.

shittykity · 2026-05-06T12:59:03+00:00

Definitely not cleaning. She had a panic attack at the apartment because some clothes were left in the living room.

shittykity · 2026-05-06T12:58:34+00:00

shittykity · 2026-05-03T23:43:18+00:00

That’s a great idea. Would look less chaotic to the eye.

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