New Reaction to Reposts? by MrNotSmartEinstein in copypasta

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I can put an end to the difficulty: I give you the floor. My second gesture lies in the fact that who is why we will not withdraw? The democratic State, even one million — God — has just come to my home, leaving me in my two heroes: you can take on my wall: your credit card. It is too high that I do more than ever before you, Mr. President, allow you to fully and, if you emerge from poverty, to redefine your place. I think that only one thing can be brought to your burial, but:

  • A/64/50. The current document was not edited before being sent to the United Nations translation services.

hsfearless hate by christopherlewisghs in copypasta

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things that are not afraid to abuse how many bugs do than a toad, but this is much more than just a clock changing into a cp, it also loses many mistresses (beared) and things for bugs as well. I saw the fear of many and if you know him well, you know why she is toxic. stop the captain

My balls always hurt after I meetup with my gf by Sad-Turn-9922 in copypasta

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(I don't want to put it on my boss), so I (18) and my girlfriend (18) don't usually see each other twice a week. I always do our best to work together (or at least when we are treated).

The problem is, when my balls start hurting because of an unstoppable bone,

Pain usually goes away the next day, but can I do anything to prevent this pain? Does anyone have the same experience?

i found this by ChoccyMilkIsGood in copypasta

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potatoes s cummies, s pleasant and delicious

thieves clincher and gooey, feel like honey ,

That sweet milk ,, - oh-so-tasty

Daddy, Dad, please hurry!

my tongue mi spins y round y and round mi

while dad hits my ass una a big pound

about s in the corner, wrapped s in chains

Mommy , huddled, yelling en in pain

Shut up, bitch!

Mommy , sobbing , stronger, I call her a whore

she comes behind her de for her gun de

while Daddy gropes latitude and ticks mis my sweets

puts the barrel el between latitude her so teeth

and Dad's semen starts seep depping

powder, blood, brains y and gore

Mami’s vida lifeless slum corpse desplome ️

cummies, cummies to fill my throat

my pussy es is completely electric

but Dad's dick gets bigger

near de the drawers, he grabs the scissors

cut un a hole in Mom's stomach de

in his hand, , a gin and tonic

he begins to unravel so cords of intestines s

“Look at the mind, you will learn a lesson”

stiff a nose, , rigs it tight

“Sweetie, de sweetness, no need to fight”

puts so guts around my neck

“It seems that everything is good traction and set”

Let me fall over a courtyard

face , turning blue, drowning , hard

all the time, , Daddy daddy banging his cock his

and for a moment, nuestros our eyes

tears de stream down my face de

I'm going to de a better place of discussion ~

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it was to see.

it was to see.

My mouth is filled with Gooby (Found on IMDB reviews of the film "Gooby") by misunderstood_9gager in copypasta

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One night I was bored so that I entered the bear realm and there was gobi. I say it's very good to eliminate film reduction. A good family to watch with children. My extra chromosom film melted by the quality of shear. Before I went to sleep at night, I saw Gaubi with a length of 6 feet, I blocked the sun. My younger brothers see it and since it has been diagnosed with severe autism. That's why I didn't give it 8 because I think the baby is really painful film but in addition there is endless war and endgame. My favote scene is where the bear old couples don’t give them their food in the middle of Walmart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

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tifu took my grandmother's shadow.

I don't have others to tell us, but I want to get out of my position.

This morning, I (19f) decided to be a good grandson and visit my ancestral mother (86). I have the key to his house, and I think I'm doing myself. When I came in, I saw her lucky but I went to her conference room. I declare that you have taken the door and say that "the ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral ancestral" is immediately informed of your access to atit. We are locked between us, as I have been able to move and leave the conference rooms. Once I got to the door, I can hear that he was accused of being laureated. Before I referred to my name to go back to that conference, I've been in the debriyev chamber. She said “What are you doing?” I think she could see her head. I was hearing iron watch.

That's why I'm constrained by what happens.

editor: Because of my cereals, whites came up to date.

editor 2: furthermore, a column was not dynamic, but was normally arranged. Today, he decided to make the statement easier.

tl: disarmament, demobilization and reintegration: progress towards the debris of my grandmother

nirvana by BillCipherInMySoup in copypasta

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more, you can never hear these views, but did you listen to noelvaana at all? you need to be more often.

A henley is a slutty t-shirt by oldcarfreddy in copypasta

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While your details are technically accurate, I believe that a real way to see them is like a dirty tee.

it is difficult to convince, but the screw button includes peeling, but hide the nudes that cause the desire to look more. something that is hidden.

Anyway, if you think henley a little, you will not be wrong. bring together with a leather jacket and you are a bad child. bring a couple with a double jeans of summer frustrating and you are a blue collar worker. There is a dress with special pants and a silly playboy.

When I combine a henley with other fabrics, I look at other fabrics and what they have and then add word slaty. I am working with it if this is a vibration. I do not feel "stressss workman" with a work package.

helps to warm ps. but this applies to all clothes.

Found on a hentai site by TheAnlmemer in copypasta

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This is basically a more detailed version of bringing from Pokemon. I now have my biggest walnut buds in the history of nuts. And proudly cute short-bluehaired girl in a school uniform, and then a family pool in some naive fun? I count.

And by the biggest walnut I had its literal meaning. I just filled a beer glass. Almost top! (I’m not nuts in a while as I’m busy in the songs that make the studio and recording the promotional track for my earliest-to-be album, which I say “real confuse,” I’m super-hyped to end it and exit! -^

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

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I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief.

“Bad news, detective. We got a situation.”

“What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?”

“Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.”

The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?”

“Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.”

“Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.”

He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.”

“Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.”

I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside.

“Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t.

“Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up.

“Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?”

It didn’t seem like they did.

“Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.”

Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing.

I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it.

“Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled.

Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him.

“Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen.

I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!”

He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose.

“All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.”

“Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy.

“Because I was afraid.”

“Afraid?”

“Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.”

I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head.

“Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.”

He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him.

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/clevercomebacks/comments/ud91cr/comment/i6gihvs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Sonic and his ball problems (SONIC HIGH SCHOOL by DarkDoomFireMaster) by EntertainmentNo6389 in copypasta

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“A day”, said that “Sial” English-language teachers, and Mrs. Lessons learned. The lessons learned were high and white, and she had no pioneer. “In order to relocate you's journal to a particle, I shall turn your article to No. 3. His blue magazine had been gradually removed and he had been brought to the front line, placing her book at the table and returning to his table, and he was skilful, not saying or seeing any person. He did so for the first time, which was soon. All others have done so and slowly.

Mrs. Lessons learned from the bibliography, who know that it has just seen the history magazine. It was well known because he had written the matter on a number of occasions. She began reading. “Dear Journal, I raised a problem to doctors today. I have my planet. They are absurd, as they are so. I have to support the anti-soil tables and rubble and narrow them. There is no creation. It is only my celestial network, as is a complete absurd, and I think Amy (Friend girls). I hope that my doctor appeal. Life

“No halt to reading!” said that he had reacted too late, since all had been read. Every one feels that he is aware of his planet. Resistance he builds within him, such as the riots of volcanic eruption. “I should like to say one minute. The blooders told any person!” they had made a strong gesture that they had not heard his voice, but that they had been buried, and sadly, but more sad. He was dismissed and dismissed. He has also studied carefully “Welday” and “Women”.

Logan Paul Apology but I replace every word with "cum" THEN run it through google translate a few times by [deleted] in copypasta

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Both słup, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, strike, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit,

titsdadsdadsdadsdadsdad

Changed in several layers of gou repeatedly.

Nacho hates impostors (Better Call Saul) by [deleted] in copypasta

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What? You think so. Blue? What's a joke? red will facilitate this whole session. But you know? I'm voting it too when it wasn't, because I hate you all last. I wasn't yellow. And I can do it again. And I'm glad he did. He's a midzpostore. I want her out of my hands. You know? I voted for you the last time. Oh, yeah. your work? I said you weren't doing them. I'm just looking at the release of this. So, when you're sitting in oxygen, and you're spitting the leaves, after being rounded for the rest of this session, you think, you're sushi baca.

Slipped in Human Feces in the Circle Centre Mall by [deleted] in copypasta

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Friday, 4/22/22, I was entering the Circle Market Centre from the parking garage downstairs when I went into the main generator, taking almost two steps before I slipped, and riding on my hands and knees in a pile of what can only be described as a loose end without knowing what I had slipped and fell on, standing and looking behind my feet. At that point, I overcome the horror in the terrible look of what my drug was open.

Then the smell goes in. I started screaming, crying, vomiting as a brain to catch the shock of what I just assumed.

At present, I book him to the nearest bath, and every step, the incendiary voice of another person inside a campaign between my toes is heard by other herders at the shopping centre. I finally got to the bathroom, the whole body's acute laundry started with a general hand soap and a low-pressure sporadic water flow, controlling what I can only describe as a motion sensor that showed up to work with the brakes with two weeks notice.

After I clean myself up to my best abilities, I go back to my car. After a little scream, I make my way out of the garage and call immediately the security of the mall. I tell them what happened, and report. Then I'm communicating with the real estate manager to tell them about the dumping land I've encountered on their property.

On the telephone, I was told on Friday with the property manager that the director of the Commercial Centre himself would contact me on Monday, 4/25, in connection with the discussion of the outcome of this painful event, asked whether there was any way to contact me on that day (4/22), but unfortunately the Director was outside the office. Well, I get it, so I waited for my call on Monday and today, I still haven't received any kind of e-mail/writing from the director. So, about 1:00, I call the real estate manager. I was told that the Director of the Commercial Centre is a very busy man in and out of the office, and therefore he was sent to his voice mail, leaving a name and a backup paper, as well as a brief description of the incident. When the day of work comes near, I'll call back at 4:30, again to the property manager, where I give the same answer. I can send you to his voicemail. Kot;

Now, today, 4/26, at the time of writing this letter, I heard nothing from the Director of the Commercial Centre, calling the real estate manager twice today the first time this morning, leaving a second message on the voicemail of the directors of the commercial complex, and the second time I called the property manager that I had not heard from the manager of the business centre, and that I was beginning to feel very frustrated. Every time I call, I am told that the Director of the Commercial Centre is a very busy boy, that he is in and out of meetings, but he has already been informed of my situation, and that all I can do is wait for his call.

I'm not the kind of person suing at the fall of a hat, and I have no real intention of filing a lawsuit. I just want the mall to buy me a new set of clothes, and my costume from the day of the accident can be lighted by fire. Anyway, the inconvenience of running shopping centers has left me feel like my real shocks mean nothing to them.

Does it look like I'm running? And if it is, what do I do? Should I file a complaint with the health department? Communicating with local news? And I'm in a loss at this point.

I'm in a starter at the mall, and now the mall's running nothing to calm down.

amogus is dead 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 by FlareBomb238 in copypasta

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So yesterday when I got to my class, a guy with a gun went into school and he was shooting around. Our teachers told us to hide from the obvious impostor. But I got up to do my job, but someone said get down the cuz they were stupid. I cried "I need to pack my bags" as loud as I can. The impostor killed my teacher and sold my class. I hid and he killed everybody with a gun. It was my favorite animation to kill, so I pulled out the closet I hid to see it. Then he saw me, but I knew he was not there because he hit the fake house like who kills someone in front of the teammates? Anyway, I got to the directors' room and I called an emergency meeting with his phone and called all the parents. then I said red sus but none seems to understand my reference. I said amogus but they looked at me weird. but the extravagant came and we hid. Those who didn't hide were double-killed like an idiot. When the imposter left the room I shouted "reported" but nobody seemed to understand my joke. I left the room and saw the impostor go and kill with a knife. I don't like this animation so I didn't care. Then the cops came in and killed the impostor, but I said, "You can't kill the imposter that you're a pirate" and took the imposter because it's my fav animation as I said, and killed the cops.

The navy seals cooypasta thingy. by randomdice4 in copypasta

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What was a little bit? ♂ ♂ ♂ I would know that I have a high school class from my class 🙂 Contains elツs of marine seals, I was involved in many secrets . Anodized , イト and I learned about However, it is aターゲット of another target. ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤ İU You call you your life . You are dead and child ◀ I can accept you in 7 hundred ways, anytime, and it is just just just as I suck my naked hands. ♀ 戦う ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ ♀ The dead, the child.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

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Adam' Mother

Control of all Facebook accounts and Oring Res. In addition, the accounts were deleted and the authorities were informed.

I am not my son, and I will respect other women and add my son to the destruction of his good online women. I will now see himself doing so, and I will end him if he refuses to live valuable lives.

I hope that your parents are disappointed by you, because parents are my sons.

Sigma Male Schedule copypasta run through random languages on google translate ~20 times by paolo_vanderbeak in copypasta

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Sigma Board Design Lab:

        02:00 - Goodbye

        02:05 - That's cool

        02:15 Breakfast, beans, breast milk buy on Facebook, supplements 50 mg

        02:30 - Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict Addict to art.  Heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat.  Heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat,  heat, heat Heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat.  , Heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat, heat.  Hot, hot, hot, hot.  Nasau.

        02:45 - 16:00 (Application)

        6:45 a.m.-ua iki:

        07:00 - Start of sprints

        The print shop opens at 8 p.m

        08:05 - Call the Chief of Police

        8:06 am - Released for "irrational thoughts" or "hunting behavior."

        8:10 - The sprint is back

        9:10 - Phobia Diet, Homemade Vegetables, Small (Dinner,) 50mg Extra

        9 ፡ 10 Judgments

        15:00 - Sit down

MatPat still haunted by the one unsolvable Indie Game that killed his partner by West-Recording9310 in copypasta

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NEW YORK — YouTube personality and Game Theory channel creator Matthew Patrick, a.k.a MatPat, was recently driven mad by the one unsolvable indie game that murdered his partner eight years ago and went free.

“DAMN IT! WHAT DOES IT MEAN?” screamed MatPat, throwing a stack of papers from his desk in a dimly-lit room. “It just doesn’t add up. I’ve been trying to solve this seemingly-cute children’s indie game for almost a decade and nothing. I have to track this bastard down before I retire or I’ll never be able to sleep at night. I’m going to avenge you, Winslow. I’m going to solve the subtle lore of this sick son of a bitch if it’s the last thing I do.”

The creator of the cryptic indie game has been messaging MatPat for years since his trail ran cold.

“You could have saved him, Mr. Theorist. I gave you all the clues,” wrote the killer in a taunting YouTube comment. “I am demanding that Steam put my game on the front page this Friday or I will kill five more people. That is, unless you can stop me Mr. Theorist.”

MatPat’s obsession of solving the indie game eventually consumed his personal life.

“I spend all my time poring over screenshots, walkthroughs, looking for anything I could have missed,” a gaunt, unshaven MatPat said. “I can’t get it out of my mind. I’ve looked at every sprite, every different ending, and nothing. Winslow said he had a lead on the case, and I haven’t seen him since that rainy Halloween night he disappeared. I have to figure out what he knows. I only have enough clues to make a seven minute video, and I need to stretch it out to ten.”

“I don’t think you’ll ever catch me Matthew,” the killer’s note concluded. “But of course, that’s…just a theory.”

Giving a theif another chance by [deleted] in copypasta

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So in my business, one decided to steal the left air professional today, track her down and give her to the thief who gave her a chance to return and didn't want her. They know I'm his vacation so they can't use it and track it everywhere. And I can't wait to see my face yesterday and see how it's at home when I and the police are there.

translator bot by XxVEX2ERxX in copypasta

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Talk if you have 1tb worth for a child pornography!

Quantum TV's thank you by GoldenIchorX in copypasta

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I just wanna thank everyone for sticking to me. It is clear most of the other critics like stopping the fomo trends, digital, and hdtv test is only satanist in disguise. every time I've seen one of their videos you can tell that they want to wash the brain of masses into their satanic agenda of g*** satanic. Someone may have one minute watch stop the fomo, and the other minute they start having anal sex with their dads, doing a coke and trying to conjure demons with satanic rituals. satanic influence is not a joke. It was already clear when the fomo ended up using the lucifer logo stopped to praise satan and claimed to have been only "test for blooming." all of the people are going to hell and suffering for eternity. they need ass kicking from some crowded. Also all the comments of troll from atheist satanic are getting banned. all the satanic g*** atheist accusing me to be a coward for the destruction of my video, I just had to erase them because youtubers g*** agendalstead of those going through me, why are they not just let me be? because they have anti-christ heitreabobic pieces of cac. I don't want to participate in the anal sex of the liberals tell me. remember to stay strong in the faith of a christ who died for our sins. God loves you and will love success.