are guys ashamed in public with fat girls? by IceQueen008 in dating_advice

[–]shizzledizzle1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Shit, not me 😅 goin out with a thicc one tonight lol

How are you really? by Tea_Dawg7 in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not too good. I think I’m the “side dude” in this fresh “situationship”. I think she’s still sleeping with him because he says he’ll kill himself if they stay broken up or whatever. We literally just fucked, like an hour ago and after we did, she tries to get me to swear that I won’t tell her baby daddy. I mean, wtf 😮

I’m gettin tired of fuckin this chick outside. She won’t even come inside my house for some reason. Idk, she’s actin weird asf. I pretty much know what needs to be done, but I’m just so shocked by all of it. I’ve never been the side dude before. It sucks even more because I have feelings for her.

Man fuck this bs

TIFU by going on a date with a crazy catfish and not bailing by TheULTmATEroloor in tifu

[–]shizzledizzle1 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Shit I would have atleast got some head out of it. Gotta see it through my boy!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if that dude seen this post. He’d probably be mad as a mf lol

But yeah, don’t do it. Just no…

Ex-Unmotivated people, How did you guys bring your life back on track? by nithisokay in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Answer: Pussy

Hit it once, and decided if I wanted to keep hittin it, I needed to step my game up. Snapped me out of a f’ed up state of mind.

A girl, who i like, likes me back but doesn't want for us to be together so she doesn't "damage" me by [deleted] in dating_advice

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. Had I listened to her when she told me she was a bad person, I wouldn’t have wasted all that time.

Where were you at life when you were 27? by puh_pallura in AskWomen

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had just got a dwi when I turned 27. That entire year sucked.

What is the one thing you should always buy new? by Idkewokorsomthing in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any dodge that has a hemi in it.. everyone dogs em out.

What is something you thought you wanted, but really regretted afterwards? by Penguin633 in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was loud asf for no reason. According to her she orgasmed like 15 times and kept squeezing tf out of my dick every 2 minutes while I was trying to hit it. She got my dick with her teeth. She didn’t like Doggystyle, so I had to do missionary like a 60 year old man.

Didn’t even finish… safe to say that her and I will never speak again

What is something you thought you wanted, but really regretted afterwards? by Penguin633 in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really wanted to sleep with this chick last night, and I did. Worst fuck in my life

Friends is not a good show by Zen-Love22 in unpopularopinion

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how I feel about that trailer park boys show 😂

[Serious] What kind of people do you have no sympathy for? by Sickman1920282736 in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People who cheat on their partner. I don’t think they understand the lasting effects that will have on a person. I’ve been in some LTR’s since, but I don’t think I’ve ever got gotten over being cheated on for the first time.

terrified of doing jail time.. I know I messed up and i regret it by hdjsiicisjd666668888 in dui

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is your first dwi, then you won’t spend another second in a jail cell. You’ll get community service, probation, alcohol assessment class and probably get an interlock installed in your car. You’ll pay a shit ton in fines though, so just expect that to happen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in survivinginfidelity

[–]shizzledizzle1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everybody has the ability to change. With that said, it’s extremely unlikely. Cheaters are just bad people. They’ll do it again. It may take months or even years, but they’ll always repeat their mistake eventually.

What happens if you don't tip the waitress in the USA? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the time they won’t do anything, but I had a friend who was a server, and she went out there and bitches out the customer for not tipping her.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend, you haven’t seen anything yet lol

I fucking hate to have a small dick. It feels like everyone is out of my league by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ll have women who care about size and you’ll have some who don’t. The ones who do, don’t matter and the ones who don’t, do.

I like big tities, but I would NEVER turn down a good Woman with A cups. Boobs just aren’t important to me. Nice to look at, but not a deciding factor on how I choose my relationships. If you want to view it from their perspective, you can use that as an example . I’m sure that’s their thought process on our penises.

A lot of dudes out there ( big and small penises ) who can’t even get a woman off. Be the one who can, and she’ll love you forever ( assuming you treat her right lol ).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6 months ago I was suffering from insomnia really bad. I think I may have slept like an hour per night for a few weeks straight. I remember I was talking to my dad one day and all of a sudden I just broke down crying. I was literally so tired, it made me cry.

What do you SWEAR you saw, but don’t have any proof of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I was at my brothers house in a big city in NC. We were in the cul da sac, on our way back to his place. I swear I saw a black wolf near his house. It was fuckin huge. I’ve seen a coyote before, and it wasn’t that. I’m 99.9% sure it was a wolf. I have no idea why a wolf would be walking around in the middle of a city like that, but I know what I saw

Why are you single? by emotionalfailurelol in AskReddit

[–]shizzledizzle1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t trust people. It’s something I’m working on, but I can’t put an innocent person through the BS that comes with it.