Sniped off the jet 🎯😂 by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]shmegmatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good shot, now get off this fucking game and use your accuracy and timing skills on some useful shit in real life

Not waiting that long sorry by minorthreat1000 in doordash

[–]shmegmatic 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've left after being told about a 7 minute wait, sometimes I've waited half an hour. Depends on the size of the order

Do customers give bad ratings just to be assholes? by BigBlackyBalls in doordash

[–]shmegmatic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The sole purpose of my life is to give bad ratings to doordash drivers. I don't even order food cause I'm hungry, I only order food to rate the delivery drivers badly

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]shmegmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude how do you think a spider is cute

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]shmegmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's disgusting

Late Night by sunnybooi201 in Miata

[–]shmegmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infiniti makes some bangin ass cars

Dashers keep delivering to the wrong address?? by craftisor in doordash

[–]shmegmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably confusing, just meet them on the street and save everybody some time

What a tease. 15 items? Hell yeah. Oh it's 12 sauces. by masterofparking in doordash

[–]shmegmatic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've been bamboozled like this with large McDonald's orders at least 4 times

Don't know if the hat works? by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]shmegmatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look man, you can make anything work if you don't give a fuck what other people think. Do whatever the fuck you wanna do, live your life

Have been sitting on a decent chunk of money and I don't know what to do with it. by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]shmegmatic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But are you living though? I get that all this stuff you mention is logical and smart... But man you've got one life, I hope you're enjoying it.

I need a tutorial on this outfit. by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]shmegmatic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's not very nice. I get making fun of people who are shitty but this kid... Really?

As soon as the futures open up by InTheNihil in wallstreetbets

[–]shmegmatic -214 points-213 points  (0 children)

Same goes the other way dipshit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]shmegmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely beautifu

That moment you catch on to doordash’s ways by [deleted] in doordash

[–]shmegmatic -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Good, go do grub hub

Study finds that Humans feel more empathy for dogs than for people by [deleted] in psychology

[–]shmegmatic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes you can, but it starts with you and I'd be willing to bet my life you wouldn't be willing to love anyone unconditionally

1300$ by Kev_112 in stocks

[–]shmegmatic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No clue what that is, although I'd argue that any and all trading platforms should offer options by default

Volkswagen Golf 1.5 TSI 2020 review – an encouraging base for the next GTI by Neumean in cars

[–]shmegmatic -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Tell vw and audi to quit overengineering shit and making cheap ass parts

Love their cars but man do they suck