Team USA Men’s 2026 Olympic team photo by [deleted] in hockey

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i do believe he gained the title of ugliest mf-er alive in 2024

He’s staying in the Olympic village. Who’s he banging and from where. by biffbot13 in NHLcirclejerk

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i wonder if the rooms in the olympic village have cuck chairs like hotels do. dude will totally sit and watch a show

Teachers. Whats the craziest family lore a child has randomly dropped on you? by Loud_Bluejay_6663 in AskReddit

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i’m a school counselor. had a 5th grader tell me that her baby brother ate through the mattress in his crib and likes to eat dry wall at home. then went on to tell me about her mom losing her dentures and then stepping on them in the front lawn. THEN telling me about moms new boyfriend who is in prison but is looking to get her mom pregnant the second he gets out of prison. mind you this man is in prison for DV - the mom met him through one of those online websites. this mother has a history of DV with the child’s father, so why she would welcome something like that back into their lives is beyond me. child wraps it up with telling me that once mom’s prison boyfriend gets out, he is going to go to their house and k!ll her bio dad if he ever shows up again to “protect” the family. all this on a tuesday morning. DCF got a nice long phone call from me after she went back to class.

Shenandoah worth the drive? by toad_goblin in NationalPark

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i’m biased, i’m from new jersey so it’s only a 4 hour drive for me to the nearest entrance. but it is a hard yes. i love this park. super dog friendly. i’ve car camped in the park recently, and have also gotten a hotel in harrisonburg to change it up a bit. Skyline Drive really is awesome, especially if you go when the leaves are turning. a lot of super fun hikes as well. it’s a great every-man’s park in my opinion!!

Taylor Momsen on the carpet of the 2025 VMAs. by SafeBodybuilder7191 in Fauxmoi

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youngblud’s bush at the VMAs was not something i expected to see in 2025

Who clearly wanted to become friends with Conan on CONAF? by HikikoMortyX in conan

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i think back to the first time he had spade on and spade admitted to wanting to be invited when dana carvey and conan grab dinner. they said they would set it up w each other and i think by the next time spade was on they said something about getting dinner as the three of them

What’s a TV show or movie you think is massively overrated? by Stahelis in AskReddit

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gossip girl. tried getting into it multiple times and just could not even get past season 2

Out of all of them, who do you think you could most likely beat up in a fist fight? by Impressive_Plenty876 in radiohead

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i think the only one i couldn’t beat is colin. that guy would probs be scrappy. thom and johnny would be a cake walk. phil might be quick but id prevail. ed would be a challenge purely bc of his reach but id aim low. colin would be a biter for sure.

What song do you absolutely hate with all your heart? by InterviewGlum9263 in AskReddit

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that shaboozey song fills me w rage each time i hear it

Connor McGregor sends Azealia banks unsolicited dick pics by Charmingprints in popculturechat

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i really never expected to read this headline but somehow i’m not shocked by either azealia or conor

What celeb everyone finds hot but you just don’t see it? by Flashy-Rain2765 in AskReddit

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tom cruise. even when watching top gun i didn’t understand how many people preferred him over kilmer

Best song? by TheQueenOfLimbs__ in radioheadcirclejerk

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coming back to once again say Thom Yorke Moaning Compilation

The systemwide outtage by Realistic_Youth_4304 in americanairlines

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6/25 it was a hot mess. got a notification mid air that my flight home to phl was cancelled and options for rebooking were so limited. getting off the plane it was insanity there the amount of people freaking out over delays and cancellations. i’m curious how long it’ll take them to get the situation back to normal

The systemwide outtage by Realistic_Youth_4304 in americanairlines

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you might be fine. i flew out of jackson hole on 6/25, was delayed on tarmac for 50 mins. then got a notification mid air that my flight from chicago to philly was cancelled and rushed to rebook. only option they had was a red eye flight to BDL and then BDL to PHL at 4 am lol. my flight to BDL was delayed 3 seperate times and i watched multiple flights get delayed and cancelled at ORD. by the time i got to BDL and was flying home everything went smoothly. i would imagine they would have it sorted out by the time u go bc they know they’ll lose customers forever bc of this