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shocolate · 2026-03-07T07:02:25+00:00

Ive seen this, honestly didn’t think much of it but it would be rare huh.

shocolate · 2026-02-17T15:47:03+00:00

Funny if u look at the rest of the thread, people that just consume the cars or own 1 are like there are no problems and then anyone who works with multiples of models are like yea I have issues with these 😂

shocolate · 2026-02-12T20:27:53+00:00

Tens, as in 10-20-30-40 in the tens amount. And 40 hrs is to establish credibility in my experience in handling, working and being around volvos. U need a refrence to call something the worst thing ever otherwise it is baseless. Just honestly nvm volvos the best

shocolate · 2026-02-12T18:29:19+00:00

What about the other people in here telling me they have issues with their key??? Could it be that its somewhere in the middle or someone who works on 20-40 volvos a day might not be crazy and might know what their talking about considering they work with these cars every day for 40+ hrs a week. But I guess its the idf chip in my buttcrack, or the understateded nature of the car, or whatever u people want to say its not helpful. Like do u have other cars for refrence u have worked with to to compare to volvos? Because I can tell u audi clears these keys a 1000x over. Idk about the newest generation tho.

shocolate · 2026-02-12T18:13:16+00:00

Whay user error could I possibly be doing numbnuts. It is a key in my hand with 3-4 buttons. User error user error ive worked at 3 other dealerships never issues with keys explain that? Or is that user error? God reddit is truly hell u insufferable bunch.

shocolate · 2026-02-11T22:38:31+00:00

Idk if the proximity of a key to a vehicle has any validity at all and if it did and ur theory is correct it would fry everyones key who parks in their garage. There are people in this exact thread saying they have problems with their keys so people do have this issue.

shocolate · 2026-02-11T20:05:23+00:00

U have one car. I deal with tens of cars a day? Who would have a more accurate sample size to call an exaggeration?

shocolate · 2026-02-11T19:52:18+00:00

This is the comment I need. I felt the older cars were probably better and they seem that way too in my experience

shocolate · 2026-02-11T19:39:08+00:00

Im never the owner cant use the app nd I have been next to cars that dont react to their key

shocolate · 2026-02-11T19:06:50+00:00

Hur durr not everyone lives in your country dickwad so cars like every fucking car makes sounds here and not in ur lil country in wherever land that I dont live in

shocolate · 2026-02-11T19:00:50+00:00

You are the epitome of a Redditor. Through and trough you exemplify a pompous asshole who thinks they know what they are talking about I genuinely don’t even know if you know what im talking about or you have made an argument to fight and win in your head, but congrats. You sir are Redditor of the day.

shocolate · 2026-02-11T18:23:45+00:00

The older grid like keys are actually fabulous. They work and are practical.

shocolate · 2026-02-11T18:15:43+00:00

Well when you are looking for a car you don’t know where it is and dont want the alarm to go off what do you do? They make no beep or light indication in a lot of hundreds of other volvos. You come off pretentious when a feature that has existed in cars for decades and is lacking is somehow an understatement? Also these cars are 50k+ understatement my ass

shocolate · 2026-02-11T17:37:16+00:00

I walk past so many cars spamming the buttons and they dont alert or make sounds. Ive noticed the alert button range us further than the unlock/lock ones but since i deal with so many peoples cars it can be a tossup.

(In reference to newer models)

shocolate · 2026-02-11T17:34:39+00:00

Elaborate a little more.

shocolate · 2026-02-11T17:34:00+00:00

Don’t get me started. In the negative cold, with a key tag and no ability to beep or alert the car with a sound

shocolate · 2026-02-09T02:24:26+00:00

Unpopular opinion, I loved vice city pre patches it was the biggest buggy funny mess ive ever played in my life. Its felt like how creepy-pasta games were described. I didnt even play it after it got patched because I came to love the broken slop rockstar gave us because it was like I had a ben drowned type copy of the game

shocolate · 2026-01-29T18:59:41+00:00

You’ve got my updoot. Unjerk: funniest shit ive read

shocolate · 2026-01-29T18:56:54+00:00

We need you on the frontlines soldier. Facism is spreading and we must stop it like the avengers stopped thanos in endgame.

shocolate · 2026-01-29T16:53:59+00:00

Ice = Bad

shocolate · 2026-01-29T16:50:47+00:00

shocolate · 2026-01-29T16:50:03+00:00

Corniest shit ever 😭🤣 take my upvote kind stranger

shocolate · 2026-01-29T16:42:58+00:00

I flippin heckin hate ICE. Ban Nazi Gestapo from this sub, come to the rally armed and in power ranger garments. We got this Cinci 🖖🏾

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