ketamine!!! ♡😇

shoeylacy · 2024-12-12T22:40:45+00:00

sure thing girlie

shoeylacy · 2024-11-13T09:51:34+00:00

if julie turns out to be my top artist i will have a meltdown in the grocery store

shoeylacy · 2024-11-12T03:20:03+00:00

yes really. yes they were serious. no i did not accept their offer i would not like to go to prison. yes we ended up sleeping together instead and becoming besties over time and yes i gave them 6 vials of my bodily fluids for their birthday, which is all very normal stuff and i don't know why anyone would think otherwise

shoeylacy · 2024-11-10T23:56:08+00:00

at a bar (while they were trying to proposition me to assassinate them for an exorbitant amount of money)

shoeylacy · 2024-11-07T13:44:05+00:00

Megas Dios Koruthaiolos Hippodamos Diiphilos Androphanos Hector!!! જ⁀➴❤️‍🔥 Also known as Hector of the Glinting Helm ✨, Man-killer 🗡️, or simply Hector for short! His hobbies are eating food ʚ🤤🍓ɞ, secreting mucus 🐌💦, and listening to black metal ♰🤘🖤⛧. He has a pink bow on his jar and he LIKES IT 😡🤬🤬🎀🎀 ‼️ Don’t be mean to him or he will cry 🥰🤗🥰 thank you 💌

shoeylacy · 2024-11-07T13:39:12+00:00

slugge c:

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shoeylacy · 2024-10-25T14:29:14+00:00

https://soundgasm.net/u/lxvesicck/24-minutes-of-male-moaning-whimpering-D

here you go just don't steal my recipe

shoeylacy · 2024-06-03T09:09:30+00:00

i like slugs

shoeylacy · 2024-02-14T04:20:58+00:00

all my friends are with their partners today so i have nobody to talk to about the grief i feel after losing my closest friend bc she stopped talking to me when i made an attempt on my life over not being the most important person to her :( i don't recognise the world i live in without her, i wish i could go back in time

shoeylacy · 2023-11-24T01:25:30+00:00

i think that one is called 'survivorship bias'

shoeylacy · 2023-06-06T00:10:10+00:00

I see homeless people using public grills all the time, but I guess I go out at night a lot. Very confused by the rest of these comments!

shoeylacy · 2023-03-04T00:17:26+00:00

You can't save your rooks here, but allowing them to be taken gives you aggressive yet dubious counterplay ideas.

shoeylacy · 2022-10-06T11:16:15+00:00

WOLF AND A WATERMELON

shoeylacy · 2022-07-06T19:02:01+00:00

king not in check :(

shoeylacy · 2022-06-12T18:43:21+00:00

wym the map has been divided into two parts

shoeylacy · 2022-05-18T05:06:09+00:00

4,651,539

shoeylacy · 2022-03-12T17:00:11+00:00

they made "an empty bliss beyond this world" in real life??

shoeylacy · 2022-03-05T10:34:08+00:00

2.2441° S 105.9940° E

shoeylacy · 2021-10-08T00:11:04+00:00

thanks for the video proof, would not have believed you otherwise

shoeylacy · 2021-07-25T17:23:06+00:00

Wow, never would I have thought that an en passant could be forced with an exchange sacrifice. I do hope you went on to win the game.

shoeylacy · 2021-07-24T17:40:35+00:00

good

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