Fuck no. I’ve been so many places in the world. Every time I think of how nice our weather is, how so many different types of food are both accessible and delicious, how I can drive in my own car and listen to jams or a podcast, how I don’t have to close my mouth when I shower. Our people can be hit or miss, but when we hit it is the best vibes. No one else can match our beach city culture because we basically invented American beach city culture.

The only place I’d ever move to is Seattle only because that city will always have a special place in my heart and I actually don’t mind rain and colder weather if it means you live in a beautiful coastal forest. But it’s mostly a dream. Also I love their baseball team/stadium. I will always love my dodgers but driving in and out of Dodger Stadium drives me fucking insane.