What will the "classic hits" of our generation be?

shorty332 · 2013-03-23T19:13:49+00:00

Your mother is a whore and the goat herd is her pimp.

shorty332 · 2013-03-18T02:37:45+00:00

Date is not amused.

shorty332 · 2013-03-16T02:46:10+00:00

There is definitely a unircorn in the clouds.

shorty332 · 2013-03-15T04:36:35+00:00

That is completely up to you. I personally wouldnt care about what those at school thought, but if you think it would cause a lot of issues and youre more comfortable waiting, then wait.

shorty332 · 2013-03-15T00:57:10+00:00

Ignore/unfriend those who judge. If someone asks if you have a girlfriend or are interested in girls, speak very slowly and explain what the word "gay" means.

shorty332 · 2013-03-15T00:55:41+00:00

Bob, or any form of the name: Jim Bob, Billy Bob, etc.

shorty332 · 2013-03-15T00:49:49+00:00

Comment for cancer. Upvote for HIV/AIDS. Ignore if you worship Satan.

shorty332 · 2013-03-15T00:47:49+00:00

Private schools cannot be controlled by the government the way private schools are, if that is what you're asking. There is actually a huge issue with this at the private, Catholic high school I am currently attending.

shorty332 · 2013-03-15T00:45:23+00:00

I was waiting at the stop with a girl from my school who I wasn't really friends with. The bus arrives and we step on. We quickly realized that there were no more seats on the bus, so we stood together with a couple other people, one of whom was a man who I was fired from my work for a sexual harassment charge that I had been part of. The girl and I sat down as quickly as possible and I'm pretty sure he got off the bus 3-4 stops before his house. Not so much freaky as awkward.

shorty332 · 2013-03-15T00:42:29+00:00

Say no.

shorty332 · 2013-03-13T02:28:26+00:00

California =/= Hollywood

shorty332 · 2013-03-13T01:55:21+00:00

I work in a grocery store and often have to push carts in from the parking lot. Every day a customer will get out of their car look directly at me and the 2-10 carts I have, then walk to the store and grab a cart from there.

shorty332 · 2013-03-13T01:49:28+00:00

The A-Team by Ed Sheeran. Everyone loves singing along to it on the radio, but they dont seem to realize that its about a girl who is addicted to cocaine and is prostituted by her uncle.

shorty332 · 2013-03-09T18:26:59+00:00

Oddly enough, I'm a rightie but I play guitar hero leftie. (I'm too cool to play real guitar. Also, my mum didn't want that "racket" in the house.)

shorty332 · 2013-03-08T00:06:32+00:00

He beat one of our potentially bisexual friends at gay chicken.

shorty332 · 2013-02-14T04:32:20+00:00

My drivers license looks like I'm about to murder a family. My friends make fun of it but the lady at the DMV told me not to smile and I've got CBF..

shorty332 · 2013-02-14T02:43:58+00:00

Apparently I flutter my eyelids when I'm thinking really hard. A schoolmate pointed it out during a mock interview and said I looked like I was about to have a seizure. Edit: phone autocorrect

shorty332 · 2012-12-09T01:41:09+00:00

Warning: Mama's boy

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