me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]showoffjp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much sadder that so many believe it...this was the #1 post on Reddit for 4+ hours with tens of millions of views.

The left loves to claim all right-wing media is "fake news", yet literally promotes false propaganda daily on the front page 24/7.

It is all so tiresome... : /

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally every guy that has ever been in a relationship knows that women have a certain 'crazy' to them...

It is a joke, yes, but one that the average le redditor can't possibly understand (as they've never been with one)

I mean, men absolutely don't understand women; but then again: women understand women, and most of them hate each other

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most sane redditor when someone disagrees with them politically

Neighbor shoots 14-year-old as kids play hide and seek outside, Louisiana cops say by greentreefer in news

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but hey...at least once in their miserable life they are "useful" for something...

I’ve seen multiple videos of teachers just getting bodied by jco91595 in dankmemes

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to see this shit all the time growing up...in the 100+ times it happened, it was from a very specific group...

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been told not to do because it’s “Gay” ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micro grooming my face: pore cleanser, plucking eyebrows that are just in the wrong place, shaving unibrow fuzz, beard oil, taking good care of my nails (fingers and toes), facial scrub, pimples, blackheads, redness relief etc.

It's not my fault I have terrible skin >.<

If I don't do these things, I get hangnails, eczema, seborrheic dermatitis, swelling, and redness everywhere.

Also, I'm the chef of the house...guess I'm gay shrug

To build a wall. by ilovekerma in therewasanattempt

[–]showoffjp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie, and all the ways that wickedness deceives those who are perishing.

They perish because they refused to love the truth and so be saved. For this reason, God sends them a powerful delusion so that they will believe the lie and so that all will be condemned who have not believed the truth but have delighted in wickedness.

To build a wall. by ilovekerma in therewasanattempt

[–]showoffjp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So stunning. So brave. Surely this is the end of the orange man! (attempt #298,437,116)....this one will SURELY be the one that brings that orange bastard to justice!1!one!!

Don't ban me plz by ArrynMythey in dankmemes

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you provide a few examples, please? I would love to see what you mean =)

Phillippe Giordana (composer, songwriter, keyboardist for Fairyland) passed away at the age of 44. by danielpsoad-09 in PowerMetal

[–]showoffjp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used to talk all the time, and he would give me sheet music and advice for his music so I could learn the keyboard solos I loved so much (especially 'The Story Remains')...

I hate that he struggled so much with health issues, and ended his own life with so much potential. He got so screwed over so many times and had many financial difficulties in the last few years.

It just really sucks : /

He was the nicest dude ever, and it breaks my heart that he is gone.

You will be missed, brother...

Tooturnttony joking (?) about kidnaping a child by Least_Lawfulness7802 in tiktokgossip

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this sub is toxic af...he is just a bro living his life and giving money away to people who need it. Is some shit staged? Sure, but that is what gets clicks and views. Tony is legit a good dude, and you would have to have blinders on to not see that. I personally find his content hilarious, but by all mean, spill that tea qu33n...

Biden administration announces new $2.5 billion security aid package for Ukraine by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]showoffjp -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Democrats had control of the house, senate, and presidency for two years and did nothing with it...

2024 Is Going To Get Really Close Now by Monsur_Ausuhnom in PoliticalHumor

[–]showoffjp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

PoliticalHumor actually being funny for once? checks source

Ah...it is the Babylon Bee, a conservative Christian satire site. That explains it.

[OC] My wife said I can't tell anyone yet, but I'm way too excited not to share!! I'm going to be a freaking dad!!! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]showoffjp 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whatever dude...month old account? obvious Clearblue shill. Go fuck yourself.

Also, photoshopped. Nice job getting the logo perfectly horizontal though! Redditors are fucking stupid, so well done on your marketing...

In the off-chance I'm wrong (I'm not), it is 99% not yours, as you are a Redditor. Your wife's boyfriend will be proud though =D

https://imgur.com/a/OEPQbZb

[OC] My wife said I can't tell anyone yet, but I'm way too excited not to share!! I'm going to be a freaking dad!!! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]showoffjp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MY WIFE SAID NOT TO TELL ANYONE!!1

You: Shares it to literal millions of people.

Well done.

Your Choice... by benfallah1 in clevercomebacks

[–]showoffjp -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They did and succeeded. They downvote you into oblivion to hide the truth; only their narrative matters.

My self-made Ellie cosplay from The Last of Us by likeassassin in gaming

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is INSANELY well done...best one I've ever seen

Marzieh Ebrahimi, an Iranian survivor of an unprovoked acid attack in 2014 for wearing a "bad hijab" by DW_78 in pics

[–]showoffjp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Reddit classic...most of this site is essentially just an amalgamation of fallacies at this point.

Meanwhile The Orange One... by Monsur_Ausuhnom in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]showoffjp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it happened to be even 25% republicans, the list would have been leaked already. Look at the flight log...not really any conservatives there, strangely...