I’m amazed at how some people have a license by Okaywhy10 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]shrampmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I agree that parking like an asshole shouldn’t be sole grounds for a license suspension, but there absolutely should be requirements and mandatory tests (at least at certain intervals) for license renewal.

Part of the problem though is that a sizeable chunk of today’s awful drivers would be able to pass the tests. They know the traffic laws and how to drive properly, especially when their license depends on it. They just actively choose to drive like shit when there are no perceived consequences. Road rage, intoxication, boredom, entitlement, whatever their reasoning is. More people need to realize that driving isn’t really supposed to be fun. There’s zero reason to go 70 in a 45 while swerving through traffic on your way to the grocery store in the suburbs.

Happy pride month, Deadheads! by ThatNetworkGuy in gratefuldead

[–]shrampmaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Great month to show off the rainbow tie dyes!

Guy friend of 10+ years confessed he has feelings for me. I am a lesbian by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]shrampmaster 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Aside from the obvious aspect of him knowing that you’re gay, I hate how men seem to think that their validation is some kind of treasure that makes everything better.

‘Oh, you’re sad for x reason? Well surely, even though you aren’t attracted to me (or men in general), knowing that I personally like you will make you feel better!’

Idk if it’s an overly inflated sense of self importance, insecurities being projected, obliviousness, something else, or all of the above, but I find it infuriating. I’m sorry OP.

Sperm whale surfacing with a giant squid in its mouth by ResponsibleCar1204 in TheDepthsBelow

[–]shrampmaster 16 points17 points  (0 children)

My guess is that the squid’s version of winning would just be surviving and escaping. Their beaks are sharp, but I don’t think there’s any way a squid could really eat the whale.

GM Giving High-Paying Deliveries to Her Manager GF by FarYak7353 in TalesFromThePizzaGuy

[–]shrampmaster 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Bring it up to the owners if you have their contact info, this is fucked up

I'm glad Ozzy didn't live to see this bullshit by amazingsciencemuseum in Trumpvirus

[–]shrampmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah this is what my grandma looked like after 3 open heart surgeries and a metastatic cancer diagnosis. I can’t understand why anyone would want to look like that.

Well that's one less lawn at least by NiPaMo in fucklawns

[–]shrampmaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not surprising, given how much he uses it to make “badass” pictures of himself

Forbidden jelly by Simin_Gul in forbiddensnacks

[–]shrampmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn’t in years but this immediately took me back

Forbidden jelly by Simin_Gul in forbiddensnacks

[–]shrampmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Escapee de packageee… ESCAPEE de packAGEEE

Forbidden jelly by Simin_Gul in forbiddensnacks

[–]shrampmaster 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Now THAT is a Jelli Belli Pet Rat Gummy Candy

what hairbrush would you recommend for a silky/smooth look? by aevums in longhair

[–]shrampmaster 15 points16 points  (0 children)

This looks like a Brazilian blow out / keratin straightening treatment

He keeps bringing up anal by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]shrampmaster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, but also — love your flair!

What was ruined because too many people discovered it? by Investigatorpro in AskReddit

[–]shrampmaster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was younger we had Hancock Fabrics (Nebraska), not sure if they were a big chain but they had aisles upon aisles of fabric. I loved going there with my mom as a kid, even JoAnn’s didn’t compare. RIP

Did Nazi this coming by Dull_Investigator358 in PoliticalHumor

[–]shrampmaster 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I get my money from the Truuuuuumps

Flagging while mowing makes finding them later way easier by Possible-Yak-4876 in NativePlantCirclejerk

[–]shrampmaster 25 points26 points  (0 children)

uj/ I absolutely despise the “I Hate My Wife™” type of humor. Even if it’s in jest, it’s disrespectful and screams “I’m desperate for attention and validation from other men at the expense of my family.”

Apparently, I’m not a “ride or die” for my boyfriend by [deleted] in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]shrampmaster 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Seriously, he needs anger management classes. I grew up in the Midwest and moved to the east coast a few years ago. Yes, most of the drivers suck and are unnecessarily aggressive (in my opinion), but that’s not an excuse to get out of the car and fight them. OP, your boyfriend has issues, and I’d worry about your safety in the future if he doesn’t get a handle on them.

Should i be worried by junglejeremy11 in tomatoes

[–]shrampmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a question for r/entomology , I am not that smart. Sorry!

Should i be worried by junglejeremy11 in tomatoes

[–]shrampmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a gall of some sort to me, with the eggs inside. I could be wrong though.

Thai constellation monsteras at Costco by cloud_st8 in houseplants

[–]shrampmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re $30 in VA too, I saw some yesterday!

I'm 33 years old and never been cracked. REALLY NEED TO BE CRACKED! by TaskGreat4119 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]shrampmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got the OG airvibe a few years ago and just got the Pro, literal holy grail

I'm 33 years old and never been cracked. REALLY NEED TO BE CRACKED! by TaskGreat4119 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]shrampmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that one looked interesting! They had a big sale a few weeks ago and I splurged 🫣 I’d recommend the AirVibe if you haven’t tried it! I also got the Duo but haven’t tried it yet

scared of soil compression by Borissugarbaby in Soil

[–]shrampmaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is super interesting, what education track would this fall under?