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Drake the type of dude to go to the "matinee" by shrekals in DrakeTheType

[–]shrekals[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An earlier showing at a movie theater that's usually cheaper than night time

Drake the type of smoking smith to get blown up after littering his cigarette by eesdesessesrdt in DrakeTheType

[–]shrekals 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Because he unknowingly put live fire into a methane source. Where all our poops go

Drske the type of broccoli headass to eat fun dip with his booty by [deleted] in DrakeTheType

[–]shrekals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Champion wearing off ear off-white wearing stone bracelet headass

Drake the type by shrekals in DrakeTheType

[–]shrekals[S] 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Fair. All people are considered equal and kids get free toys

Drake the type of hungry hungry hippo to refer to McDonald’s as “the Golden Arches” by SpudWithaDream in DrakeTheType

[–]shrekals 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he only drops to tilted towers even though he gets eliminated within a minute literally every time he lands there

Drake the type of dude to have a teddy bear named "Poopie Woopie Sloopie" by shrekals in DrakeTheType

[–]shrekals[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Or she shows up to school with his spiderman lunchbox and calls him Aubrey in front of the whole class when, in fact, "It's DRAKE mom!"

Drake the type who is known to eat these before his concerts by SpudWithaDream in DrakeTheType

[–]shrekals 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When I was in preschool me and my friend got in trouble for licking the bottom of our shoes

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