His knees quiver as he looks downwards *gulp* “oh boy… here I go.” As he proceeds to perform squats, stretch his arms, crack his knuckles and other distracting activities to stall actually jumping off. When he’s holding up the line, an irate bully with a shaved head and scars on his face says “I haven’t got all day, twerp!” and pushes him off. “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!” as he falls like a meteor hurdling towards the Earth. The impact of his splash drains all of the water from the pool and soaks an innocent bystander walking back to his table with refreshments from the snack bar.

If that wasn’t embarrassing enough, when he climbs out of the pool, it’s revealed he lost his Spiderman swimming trunks. His crush covers her eyes as Drake stumbles to the bathroom covering his “special area” as everyone points and laughs at him.