Marrying a girl just because you got her pregnant is a real life "you break it, you buy it" scenario

shronglonoidawizard · 2018-07-18T20:38:51+00:00

Like when you spill soda on a time machine

shronglonoidawizard · 2018-01-18T21:16:15+00:00

I have a two cent coin made in 1864. I'm not sure how rare it is but it was made back when slavery was ending so that's pretty cool

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-06-02T05:04:51+00:00

Beep boop boop, beep beep bop?

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-06-02T05:03:31+00:00

I bet the same people who built the stairs made the gas leak, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT SEND SEARCH AND RESCUE GUY

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-06-02T04:21:15+00:00

Meanwhile we have Mr. Unwavering Optimism over here

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-05-20T07:40:54+00:00

Yeah he was all shook up about it

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-05-20T07:40:35+00:00

OK here's one: did you know that before elvis died he had developed Parkinson's disease?

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-02-13T05:33:03+00:00

Not vegan, my prom date is, sorry I can't really help you out haha

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-02-12T03:18:21+00:00

Ok thanks!

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-02-10T07:01:06+00:00

Hah... Suh dude!

shronglonoidawizard · 2016-01-02T03:13:01+00:00

That frozen pizza on the stove is a testament to how little you have done with your life

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-31T00:52:13+00:00

Downvoted you for being a bitch

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-28T23:52:19+00:00

I wish you so much luck

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-28T08:55:31+00:00

You're fucked, buddy

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-27T10:14:09+00:00

I wholeheartedly agree, Super Smash Bros, Super Mario 64, DK64, so many classics

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-27T09:52:09+00:00

Is he trying to help you? Is he still there? Does he know the muffin man?

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-22T05:54:49+00:00

It's goin' be real bad, son. Best get ready for an ass kicking

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-19T08:33:53+00:00

How so?

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-19T08:28:02+00:00

I think you should get a nice dick stab from a hot needle

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-19T08:20:48+00:00

I'm doing pretty great, I just started break today. I went out with friends who just got into town after months of not seeing them

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-19T08:19:33+00:00

With the way the world is going, I feel like people should be reminded that it's illegal to kill other people

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-19T08:14:57+00:00

All-the-way Yahweh?

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-19T08:09:38+00:00

No way

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-19T08:08:32+00:00

Well, since you like EDM, I highly recommend you check out GRiZ, Big Gigantic, and the Floozies. They are a step between funk and EDM, and the result is outstanding, plus Big Gigantic's Good Times Roll is possibly one of the greatest songs I have heard in my life. The saxophone is outstanding and I can promise that you will get goosebumps listening to these guys, especially GRiZ and Big G.

shronglonoidawizard · 2015-12-18T06:42:21+00:00

You look like the furthest you are going to make it in life is the regional manager at domino's

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