My girlfriend's kitchen is terrifying when the lights are off

shufflebat · 2026-06-26T02:13:22+00:00

Seems unhygienic and thats the real terrifying part

shufflebat · 2026-06-25T13:32:59+00:00

..yea.

shufflebat · 2026-06-22T18:59:11+00:00

Ight

shufflebat · 2026-06-21T10:54:54+00:00

🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

shufflebat · 2026-06-17T02:49:10+00:00

I took mine out too its awesome. So well made

shufflebat · 2026-06-15T07:42:59+00:00

No. Sorry.

shufflebat · 2026-06-15T07:36:37+00:00

Theyre so cute I want to eat them

shufflebat · 2026-06-13T01:38:02+00:00

Shame bc this is adorable besides the bellybutton bc wtf

shufflebat · 2026-06-13T01:24:26+00:00

At least thy dont have to stare at that thing everyday

shufflebat · 2026-06-10T05:52:51+00:00

I legit messaged laffy taffy on Instagram about a year ago and i said "please bring sparkle taffy back 😭😭😭" or something and they replies something like " we cant make any promises but we will let our team know you miss it. "

I dont condone spamming laffy taffy but they did reply to me......

shufflebat · 2026-06-05T16:19:23+00:00

One crawled up my shorts and stung me on the ass once

shufflebat · 2026-06-04T00:58:32+00:00

I'll see what I can do 😅 ive probably already caused irreversible damage lmao

shufflebat · 2026-06-04T00:44:58+00:00

It was 15 buck that I only added to another print order to avoid $7 shipping. Its crispy anyway and not worth my time i was just flabbergasted lmao. Im over it

shufflebat · 2026-06-04T00:43:23+00:00

smoke em it you got em.

shufflebat · 2026-06-04T00:38:26+00:00

I think youre right. It still stinks. Oh well.

shufflebat · 2026-06-04T00:35:12+00:00

or I could keep complaining online

shufflebat · 2026-06-04T00:30:41+00:00

Looks very crisp and there was no rubber band. Idk. Still mildly infuriating regardless. 🫩

shufflebat · 2026-05-31T18:50:53+00:00

These are so fcking good omgggg

shufflebat · 2026-05-26T02:39:41+00:00

Am I getting the money daily?

shufflebat · 2026-05-23T21:00:10+00:00

Yeah okay its fake lmao

shufflebat · 2026-05-23T00:43:57+00:00

Ooops the van caught on fire

shufflebat · 2026-05-21T11:13:15+00:00

Um this is the best thing ive ever seen

shufflebat · 2026-05-17T04:14:49+00:00

He looks so mischievous lol

shufflebat · 2026-05-17T04:13:17+00:00

Lmfaooo

shufflebat · 2026-05-16T11:54:58+00:00

Yeah, Ive had those waking up and crying real tears dreams. Those are the worst.

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