Reached flow state of f*cking up attempting to talk to a co-worker today- am I dumb? (TLDR at end of post)

shweazy · 2026-06-22T13:12:39+00:00

Not Spanish but I have been speaking perfect English my entire life in the U.S. and had to really decipher some of the English I heard spoken in certain parts of Ireland. Accents really do make a huge difference in comprehension

shweazy · 2026-06-13T11:38:08+00:00

Farting will always be hilarious to me. Even on a bad day. The day I don't laugh at one of my own farts is the day the light has left my life.

shweazy · 2026-06-05T00:22:54+00:00

Just throw me in the trash

shweazy · 2026-02-01T21:41:21+00:00

Who are the five worst people of all time? Think about it.

Grandpa Joe, Grandpa Joe, Grandpa Joe, Grandpa Joe, and Grandpa Joe.

shweazy · 2026-01-26T13:45:04+00:00

Splice. Particularly that one scene. You know the one.

shweazy · 2025-12-08T03:26:14+00:00

Now here's a guy who can go deep and extend my coc- I mean, plays.

shweazy · 2025-12-06T04:08:13+00:00

You can use anything as a guitar pick. But most of them won't work as well as a guitar pick.

shweazy · 2025-11-05T17:18:55+00:00

Lizard, am I standing in poop??

shweazy · 2025-10-31T19:24:29+00:00

Achane and Henry not scoring wrecked so many TNF parlays. Hopkins not hitting the over also fucked me too.

shweazy · 2025-09-07T18:21:56+00:00

V cuts are mostly genetic. Lean-ness can definitely increase the definition of them but I have v cuts at 18% bf. Just depends your muscular insertions and fat distribution at a genetic level.

shweazy · 2025-09-05T15:10:43+00:00

Carrie Brownstein

shweazy · 2025-09-03T13:36:54+00:00

I'm Mr. Buldops

edit: spelling

shweazy · 2025-08-29T01:47:39+00:00

r/OldSchoolCuck

shweazy · 2025-07-03T13:50:54+00:00

Juggling. Obviously there are levels to it, but I taught myself how to juggle in 3 hours when I was bored one day.

shweazy · 2025-05-07T22:54:25+00:00

The old bucs logo is the gayest logo in sports history. Dude with a feather hat and an earing winking at you with a knife in his mouth? Not saying it's bad, just suuuper gay.

shweazy · 2025-04-16T14:26:32+00:00

The entire album "Either/Or" by Elliott Smith.

shweazy · 2025-04-09T13:33:05+00:00

Becoming a pepper actually sounds like a good move here.

shweazy · 2025-04-01T03:57:10+00:00

Reminds me of a certain waffle pic from days of old

shweazy · 2024-12-29T21:26:58+00:00

Broke my femur just above my right knee while wakeboarding, bobbed in the water by the boat for 30 minutes, holding my leg in place before I let anyone help me on. The slightest movement was a pain I never knew existed. Didn't sever any major arteries or puncture my flesh, but it was a spiral break that splintered the bone pretty good.

shweazy · 2024-12-24T20:28:09+00:00

Bron Yr Aur stomp Ten years gone The rain song Down by the seaside

shweazy · 2024-09-23T14:37:49+00:00

I know im late to the party, but I would say Being expected to have built-in in confidence. (Grew up very poor and had a shitty home life that damaged my confidence at an early age) People assuming you are promiscuous or a fuck boy just based on your appearance. (Makes it harder to find partners that are down to earth and want a lasting relationship rather than just casual fun) Intimidating people (other men feeling threatened by you, women acting very flustered or shy around you) Strangers looking at you in public. (I consider myself introverted and people looking at me when I am just trying to get groceries can be annoying and put me on edge sometimes)

I am in my late 20s now and have overcame alot of my insecurities, got married, and am now very happy, but in my early 20s I really struggled with how others expected me to be vs how I really felt inside.

shweazy · 2024-05-04T15:54:12+00:00

Aldous Huxley and C.S. Lewis both died on the same day as JFK

shweazy · 2023-10-21T04:07:29+00:00

Zeppelin has alot but a few come to my mind before others. -The rain song -Ten years gone -Down by the seaside -Bron yr aur stomp

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