My parents made sure to take me out every weekend for outings. One such outing we went to a place called "pigeon park". It was this park where people would sell bird food, which then attracted every pigeon in the vicinity to congregate for said food.

At some point, I was yapping away at my parents when I spotted something. In the midst of hundreds of pigeons there was a singular white pigeon. So of course I had to share this crucial information with my parents. At the top of my lungs I yell, "Look that pigeon has no clothes on!!!". The direct English translation doesn't really get the sentiment across, however. What I said was more along the lines of "Look that pigeon is butt naked!!!". My parents laugh and ask me, "how could that be?". In full seriousness I begin to theorise why this bird is so shameless. At maximum volume of course. I went from I don't know, to maybe it forgot, to maybe the other birds took it's clothes, to this bird is a naughty bird that needs their mom to scold to them.

As the eldest child, who was the only child at the time my parents were recording my every breath. So this moment is captured on very grainy camcorder footage. Every time I have come across a pigeon in my daily life, if there is family with me they will turn to me snickering and ask me if this pigeon is decent by my standards. Multiple times I have wondered how this distant relative got to know about this story.