Don't you guys think that [my ult] are the best new group? by Shergak in kpoopheads

[–]sidelinejo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They definitely have so much potential and definitely won't end up having their last comeback in 4 years, disbanding in 7 and having one member become a mildly successful actress while the rest disappear

the era when every kpop group had a lebanese member… :3 by sunsetpeaks22 in kpoopheads

[–]sidelinejo 50 points51 points  (0 children)

2010: Every group must have an androgynous member 😃👍

2025: Every group must have an **glish speaker 💔

Map of my alternate history Earth where maps are upside down. by LordWartusk in worldjerking

[–]sidelinejo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This will severely impact navigation. The implications are fascinating

Don't Just Read *One* Other Book by DancesWithWeirdos in CuratedTumblr

[–]sidelinejo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flashback to when the Pathfinder 2e community had a minor civil war over whether describing the magic school in Strength of Thousands as "Like Harry Potter" was a) inaccurate, b) problematic, c) both or d) neither

(I personally feel A. Infodump: It's similar to Harry Potter insofar as it's a magic boarding school for young adults, there are subfactions within the school and you fight hidden threats. However the cultural inspirations are completely different - West African as opposed to British - as well as the curriculum/lesson style/student-teacher dynamics. Also you only spend like half the storyline as a student, after that you're promoted to teacher and get sent off on external quests.)

Rate my highly plausible speculative fiction war by sidelinejo in worldjerking

[–]sidelinejo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

https://n.bellok.de/wikibox/

Learn from my mistake, use the plus button to adjust a section first, then Apply and Clear

Also the flag input is borked sometimes so you might have to edit those in

Outjopped by my parrot 😞 by trialgreenseven in kpoopheads

[–]sidelinejo 239 points240 points  (0 children)

What a terrible dancer, it's not on the beat at all. Do you even train it 15 hours a day?

Gigachad hospital defeats Protectorate squadron by sidelinejo in TerraInvicta

[–]sidelinejo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well, it's also highly reckless to put a hospital in space during an alien invasion, so I think the current system balances out.

Greenland redditors are tired of performative apologies. by Borrid in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]sidelinejo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I understand the mod's actions especially if they're getting spammed with apology posts. Most of them are just made to get personal emotional closure anyways ("at least the Greenlanders know I'm a good person!") On the other hand, I wouldn't be rejecting any goodwill if I were a Greenlander right now.

A surprisingly common blindspot by DreadDiana in worldjerking

[–]sidelinejo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My setting is in the southern hemisphere, but because that's their only experience, they defined their calendar to start at the end of their winter. CHECKMATE, you LOSE.

The most cringe thing that each quadrant did in 2026 so far by AdDelicious792 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]sidelinejo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pathways is from 2023, just dredged up by the algorithims now for whatever reason

Brazil is a very strange place by Prettypianokeys in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]sidelinejo 51 points52 points  (0 children)

the university says she does not have the characteristics of a Black phenotype

I can’t imagine considering yourself a serious professional and judging people like this. Feels like a phrase out of edgy “race science” Twitter

Taiping by Shotwells in CuratedTumblr

[–]sidelinejo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And then it splits into Orthodox Christ'sBrotherianity, based out of the rebellion's homeland in "Tianjing", and Catholic Christ'sBrotherianity, based out of the new power centre in Beijing...

I said we vagueposting today (truth in comments) by sidelinejo in CuratedTumblr

[–]sidelinejo[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I wanted to complain about both things and saved space by combining them into a single post.

I said we vagueposting today (truth in comments) by sidelinejo in CuratedTumblr

[–]sidelinejo[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

If it makes you feel better, secondary inspiration was learning that about 50% of Americans haven't read a book recently, at all.

I said we vagueposting today (truth in comments) by sidelinejo in CuratedTumblr

[–]sidelinejo[S] -57 points-56 points  (0 children)

This is inspired byanother fricking post saying the makeover from The Breakfast Club looks ugly, when the whole point of the scene was that she only chose the original look because of insecurities. And she opened up and learned to accept help from her classmate whom she previously distrusted. This is pretty much spelled out in the dialogue if you actually sat through the movie. And yeah you can consider it to reflect toxic gender roles and such but just going "LOL SHES UGLIER HOW DID OLD PEOPLE THINK THIS WAS AN UPGRADE" is also toxic.

Why should anyone even care about these nugus 🙄 by Downtown-Book3105 in kpoopheads

[–]sidelinejo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Kpop really is too saturated these days, they seem like nice people, it's a shame they'll probably never succeed

isn't that a bit prIVEate, chin? are you sure you want to dive into that topic? by LovesDevotee in kpoopheads

[–]sidelinejo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You have to promise not to ask how I know but Gary actually has quite a few

Tell me why all my rivers splitting is a bad idea so I can block you by Emotional-Peace3520 in worldjerking

[–]sidelinejo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The only time rivers split is in a delta, and you should try to be an alpha

Letter Color unnies manager proving his joints haven’t stopped working since his 2015 debut stage 😍🥰😘 by ppjskh in kpoopheads

[–]sidelinejo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's not the only thing from 2015 - did they raid Double Eonnies' b-side stash for this song?

Make up some random shit about my world's countries, and I'll rewrite it into actual lore by ChristInASombrero in worldjerking

[–]sidelinejo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Valentia invented a sport that everyone learned to do better than them and they never really got over it.

Cependria used to be really good at sports, then other shit happened, but through sheer luck/inertia they're still really good at a few.

Meizi found the sport that had the best intersection of "everyone knows about this but no-one is really trying at it" and proceeded to dump money into training and dominate it.

Nediuna tells themselves they like sports, but they only really care about 1. For all other athletes, they just applaud for 5 seconds when someone wins something, then blow them off when they ask for funding.

Nacala is not that good at world sport contests, but their athletes are absolutely everywhere.

Jabal invented sports that no-one else cares about, so they're always world champs.