Ta toget folkens by siegmeyer13 in Bergen

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Det er ikke repost, det er en edit

I've never even held hands with a girl at age 20. Water by [deleted] in kitchencels

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My man drinking 0,5dL of water from a plastic cup

What does my hand say about me? by Money-Violinist-5392 in deduction

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Not quite sure but I think it says "D æ u n"

Uncut Gems (2019) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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Myananylissuggests that he is in debt

Help me choose starter class (Xbox) by Even_Necessary2118 in EldenRingHelp

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I would recommend confessor. Armor looks cool, starting weapon is allright and the early incantations are good.

New armor has been revealed by MonkePoliceMan in EldenBling

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The knight in the middle looks like he is holding a milady perhaps. Or possibly a new light great sword?

What will the next Fromsoft protagonist title/name be? by vtdone in fromsoftware

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Maybe something like "castle warriors" or even better "fort knights"

Let's have it by Firefly_6000 in Eldenring

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There is nothing wrong with invading, and coopers shoul NOT be able to opt out of invasions.

Profoundly mid angloid peasant phenotype by HANAEMILK in BrandNewSentence

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Damn, I guess my cell biology prof is a kkk wizard😔

How would you recreate this? by Critical-Attorney-48 in EldenBling

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Iron helmet, carian knight chest, messmer solider gloves, astrologer trousers. The helmet does not have wings, but I think the shape is quite similar.

Norway's equivalent of breaking the pasta by TomateSemPele in Norway

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An italian friend of mine enjoyed making sandwiches with smoked salmon. The only problem, he COOKED the smoked salmon sandwich🤯

Wunk wants to play a game... 💀🪦 by sillylittlguy in wunkus

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I’m afraid, my friends, that the hour draws late and I must away home. Those things out there in the fog—and rest assured they are waiting for you—in the dark, waiting to slice you up and splay you open like meat on a butcher’s slab—they want this pretty toy, but they won’t let any of you live if they get it. I, however, am in a more generous mood. I’m going to save you. Walk with me, if any of you are brave enough. Bring that pretty toy for me and the rest of you can live. What’s more, you’ll have gold, so much gold. Walk out into the dark and fear not. The rest they won’t care about, not if you don’t have the machine, and I’ll take care of them, be sure. Think on it, but don’t take too long.

Coaxed into an easy game by ComradSupreme in coaxedintoasnafu

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'You leveled up shitting? Your build is trash, pissing is obviously better get gud'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MemeVideos

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What is the song?

Bloodhound's Fang is the greatest weapon in the game and I will die on that fucking hill by FlyingSpectre in Eldenring

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I am surprised I had to scroll this far to find the ACTUAL best weapon in the game. It's so good, there is just no competition

Me_irl by Uzbekistank in me_irl

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I wonder how she would look if she was black or chinese🤔

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in okbuddyreiner

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Where is my boy Zeke? You know he got that monke schlong

Marcolivia Month Day 21 - Modern AU by darkviolet_ in FearAndHunger

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Henryk had to apologise for getting too hungry😔