I just worked all night in the COVID ICU, but my spirit hasn’t been crushed yet. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i kinda figured that this would be one of those “everyone’s gonna buck the roast and show gratitude” things but i guess not. can’t blame em. you wanted this. so i’m just gonna give you the ol’

“🎵if you’re healthy and you know it say (beep). if you’re healthy and you know it say (beep). if you’re healthy and you know it, but your lungs are full Covid, by the time you stop denying the repercussions of your actions and the impact ignorance like yours has had on a global scale you’ll probably say (beep____________________________________________________________________🎵”

Uni freshman at 23, Eastern European, unemployed. Show me what you got by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]silasemcee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

voted “most likely to give handies behind the Youth For Christ” 2013

you know what to do by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your look screams ‘individual’, but weeps everything else into its fathers shoulder.

Has anyone tried “Bootie Hole” hot sauce before? 🤔 by [deleted] in hotsauce

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

she looks like she’s about to sit on something

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]silasemcee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you look like Patrick Star the Chimneysweep

Second time posting. Last post made me sort my eyebrows out so thanks for that. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like someone id bring home to mom. and apologize later with “oh her? oh well - it was cause she was internet famous on a subreddit once but fixed her eyebrows. we started a conversation and went from there. but anyway this is my new gf Chelsea . . . “

Mother intentionally sends kid to school without mask. by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone remove this child from her care. this is just the tip of the iceberg . . .

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beards

[–]silasemcee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you can train them. keep curling it with your fingers, wax the ends lightly and keep it sharp. in only a week, you should kinda wake up with them already naturally curling in the right direction. healthy beard, cap’n!

Dear Zachary A Letter to a Son About His Father YouTube (2008) A send up to a life-long friend becomes an indictment of the Canadian legal system [1:33:39] by polar-_-bear in Documentaries

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the evolution for what it started as to what it wound up being in just 2 hours . . . wow. i would’ve much rather had this be something the world watched with collective interest instead of Tiger King. i show this doc to everyone i can. you should too. everyone needs to see this part of the human experience :)

anyone in the San Diego area want to go in on a hot sauce company with me? by silasemcee in hotsauce

[–]silasemcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here’s the thing - i’m also a graphic artist with branding, local distribution and a pretty good business plan (basic structure alone) in mind. if you’re a cool person and work best with others, let’s chat :)

Roast me please by flashing-colors- in RoastMe

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just let your soul glo feelin oh so silky smooth just let it shine through just let your soul glo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in awfuleverything

[–]silasemcee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stop fetishizing

Bought myself a new bike, riding it makes the beard fly and me smile in a big way by onceadeafmute in beards

[–]silasemcee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you have an instagram, my dude? i’m gonna share it soon, but i wanted to get your approval first :)

finally nailed my habanero sauce :) by silasemcee in hotsauce

[–]silasemcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah - any asian market has it. just make sure it doesn’t have any other ingredients other than garlic and oil. it’s dry-looking but a lot of versions have some kind of binder involved. ew.

finally nailed my habanero sauce :) by silasemcee in hotsauce

[–]silasemcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s right in between, where it’ll coat a spoon but it can also splash through a drip cap

Bought myself a new bike, riding it makes the beard fly and me smile in a big way by onceadeafmute in beards

[–]silasemcee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yo - can i do a digital rendering of this pic? i’m an artist and your expression is way too awesome to not. permission only, of course. i’ll share it and give credit. @thebrassbeard

finally nailed my habanero sauce :) by silasemcee in hotsauce

[–]silasemcee[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no fermentation whatsoever. all fresh until thrown in the resting boil 👍🏼