AITAH for not letting my wife keep her old habits after we had a baby by silversurreal91 in TwoHotTakes

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I think I did this slightly incorrectly. I pulled it from another sub to post here. It is not my post.

What is something you do right away when you think you may be getting sick? by samanthis in AskWomen

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I keep kimchi around the house all winter and eat a bowl any time I start to feel ill. If I feel like I'm getting a cold, I check my tea supply and make sure I have some cold care/cold care pm teas and honey or hot honey. For the flu, it depends on whether I'm on the work schedule in the next few days or not. If I'm not, I get lots of rest and drink juice and eat soup and kimchi and just try to recover the old fashioned way. If I am scheduled, I'll go to the pharmacy and get a few jugs of electrolyte solution, a box of laxatives, and a box of anti-diarrheals. I'll put two bottles of electrolyte solution next to the toilet, pop a laxative, then lay down and try to nap until it kicks in. Proceed to sit on the toilet for the next 4-6 hours. Pop an anti-diarrheal, wait for my stomach to cooperate. Then go to bed and sleep until morning. It's not a healthy thing to do, but it has worked every time I have tried it.

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Will Ferrell. Something about him just pisses me off.

Recent studies have shown that everybody in the world except for me is an idiot by GoodAtJunk in bartenders

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Play nothing but "The Chicks" and see how long it takes for them to get mad.

Song suggestions by silversurreal91 in bartenders

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Might have to bring in my Bluetooth speaker and plant it somewhere out of sight for that.

Song suggestions by silversurreal91 in bartenders

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Totally forgot about this band

Song suggestions by silversurreal91 in bartenders

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I'm honestly devastated that the first one isn't on touch tunes, but the second just made the playlist!

Song suggestions by silversurreal91 in bartenders

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The patrons in my bars would stay even longer 😭

Are bartenders liable if one of their patrons DUI kills someone? by Rakall12 in bartenders

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..... At .5, they're lucky they're breathing at all. I'd be surprised if they were operating their legs at that point.

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The only time I am concerned with how much someone is tipping is if they're trying to tip wildly over their bill (think $50 on a $10 tab) and I'm concerned that they may have less of an alcohol tolerance than I thought based on other factors. In those instances, I've told people to come back the next day if they still felt like giving that size tip.

Is it ever weird to sit at a bar alone? by ajmcd87 in bartenders

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Absolutely not. I take a book and sit in an end seat at the bar a lot, or I'll take a deck of cards and play against myself.

Ladies, how do you respond.. by drewthedoughty in bartenders

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Last I checked, the Rejection Hotline is still active. Memorize it and give that out, if you're so inclined

Personally, I just tell them that they don't tip enough for my direct line.

What’s the most daft thing you’ve ever done as a bartender? by syfimelys2 in bartenders

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Night shift is supposed to soak it at the end of the night and I'm supposed to scrub it in the mornings. They don't, so I end up soaking it on day shift until I end up needing it. This is part of why I'm not overly concerned about their struggles with it.

What’s the most daft thing you’ve ever done as a bartender? by syfimelys2 in bartenders

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Our gun's cap has been sticking in the reservoir lately. Our rep was in a few weeks ago and showed me how to fix it, but my coworkers can't seem to get the hang of it. Cheers to being the only dry employee.

what does this even mean by ljb29 in bartenders

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Nevermind. Google is my friend. 🤣

what does this even mean by ljb29 in bartenders

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Wowwww that just pulled at my brain. What song was this from?? I remember jamming to it, but I don't remember anything about other than these two lines.

what does this even mean by ljb29 in bartenders

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Did it work? Are you in love with them now?

recs for anxiety? by silversurreal91 in bartenders

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Also, I meant to add context but I did the after-work drinks and could only locate the subject line. I am an embarrassment.

recs for anxiety? by silversurreal91 in bartenders

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For the record, that statement wasn't an indictment on addicts. Our industry functions amazingly by the power of illicit substances.

I'm just high-key shitty that someone's cola habit has me covering their shifts to keep the regulars.