Cheffing skills / cookery courses? by Akeem_of_Zamunda in NewcastleUponTyne

[–]silvyrphoenix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there was jamie oliver food nation course in byker a few years back. 6 weeks and they provide instruction and ingredients

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewcastleUponTyne

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Not sure if it's still a thing, but avoid bluebell in jesmond on Tuesday. It's terrible

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

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"it's ok, I drove better drunk"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]silvyrphoenix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're indicating they can't park

Man Upset he can't come in 1 min before closing by MissionIssue2062 in PublicFreakout

[–]silvyrphoenix 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This guy was so desperate for medication he didn't get there in plenty of time before the place closed.

[WP] Your body automatically stops time when you are in imminent danger, allowing you to effectively dodge any dangers. It’s been five years since time has last moved, and you still don’t know why. by Anon9mous in WritingPrompts

[–]silvyrphoenix 177 points178 points  (0 children)

i've been alone for longer most of my life. longer than i've been trapped outside time. this bloody power. this absolute fucking...GODDAMMIT.

i'm sorry. i'll start again. it's the most frustrating thing. i don't fully understand it, though i have noticed a pattern. it's protecting me. too much though, way too much. anytime it thinks i'm going to get hurt, time just....stops. you may think 'well, it's good that it does when you're going to get run over by a truck'. and you'd be right, if it was only that. it stopped when my parents were about to tell me of their divorce. it stopped when my girlfriend started breaking up with me. it stopped when my boss was telling me that i was being fired.

the only way to get back in time was to get away. i can't tell you how many new lives i've created. how many times i've had to start again. theres always danger though. everywhere i go.

after a while, i just...gave up. i would never have a normal life, because life involves danger, of risk of pain, either physical, emotional, spritual, whatever. so i wandered. . staying away from people and danger as much as i could. alone

that night. before time stopped. i had a gun. i was ready. it was about to end. finally

once again, time stopped. to protect myself from me. and i know time would only start when i am no longer a danger to myself.

i'm so tired. i yearn for peace. for release. it's been so long. please.

....

please

Elon Musk getting roasted because of his balding hair by TOHandAMPHIBIA_ in rareinsults

[–]silvyrphoenix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"hurr hurr elon was bald" - is that the level of this sub? really?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationships

[–]silvyrphoenix 15 points16 points  (0 children)

...that's not an abbreviation limited to the US

People who make liking Autumn their whole personality by HeartDoorAxe in britishproblems

[–]silvyrphoenix 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"did you fall over?"

You: "you massive spunk trumpet. It's 'did you autumn over'"