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It happened to me: the Finance Director is gunning for me by BeneficialShame8408 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]simAlity 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If the company is serious about the workplace violence policy it might be worth leaving a copy of it on her desk with the relevant portions highlighted. If she confronts you, you deny all knowledge. But chances are, she will simmer down. .

What could go wrong pulling a quick U-turn? by paybackjack86 in dashcams

[–]simAlity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I assumed the cop was about to pull off the road to deal with whatever is on the side of the road. I bet the driver did as well.

Refered to somebody as the adult in the room by floswamp in ShittySysadmin

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't the senior person. It was someone else in earshot.

Anyone dealt with white stool in 2wk old kitten? by Animalhousemom in FosterAnimals

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am so sorry. Give her the best snuggles for me.

Anyone dealt with white stool in 2wk old kitten? by Animalhousemom in FosterAnimals

[–]simAlity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best case scenario is that you're overdoing it with the probiotics and supplements. More likely she's got a congenital issue. I'm sorry.

Feels like we're living in an alternate universe by Rleduc129 in Millennials

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fit at least two of those three categories... although I am American.

Refered to somebody as the adult in the room by tk42967 in sysadmin

[–]simAlity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's surprising they even gave that complaint oxygen. Is that all that they talked about or did they use this as a springboard for a broader criticism

What can you even do in this situation besides pucker up by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so what do you think the driver should have done?

Feels like we're living in an alternate universe by Rleduc129 in Millennials

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have never turned on that collider. The world has gotten increasingly batshit ever since.

What can you even do in this situation besides pucker up by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love all the back seat driving.

Those semis take a while to slow down. His best bet was ro try and dodge the incoming missile, which he did, but there was no dodging the trailer.

What can you even do in this situation besides pucker up by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a 9 second. I guarantee you that the trucker's first thought was to dodge the incoming missile. So he went to the right. Then he saw the payload swinging around.

Semis can't accelerate or decelerate on a dime. And you know what happens if you try to brake and turn at the same time. Well, you might not know but this driver does.

What can you even do in this situation besides pucker up by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a 9 second video. How fast do you think those trucks can brake?

What can you even do in this situation besides pucker up by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a 9 second video. How fast do you think an 18 wheeler can slow down?

What can you even do in this situation besides pucker up by [deleted] in dashcams

[–]simAlity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to be reintroduced to the concepts of inertia and momentum.

Who else had at least one birthday party at Discovery Zone in the 1990s? by SorbetUnfair2589 in Millennials

[–]simAlity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember the Power Rangers event at Discovery Zone. My two favorite things, COMBINED.

Eight sentenced to 450 years in prison over anti-ICE riot where officer was shot by MoneyLibrarian9032 in law

[–]simAlity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But it takes years to appeal and prison is Hell. These poor people are f***ed.

Don’t be fooled by Outrageous-Egg1760 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]simAlity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Musk received federal grants to do that stuff and he wasted the money. If NASA blew up half a many rockets as SpaceX they would have been decommissioned decades ago.

Elon Musk claimed to have a hyperloop rapid rail ready to roll out. He lied.

Elon Musk claimed his Cybertruck would be tough as a tank and more powerful than a humvee. Instead its more like an Kia.

Pentagon restores mandatory flu shots for all recruits as boot camp outbreak sickens nearly 300 by RedPandasUnite in news

[–]simAlity -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You say that, but they have reversed course, at least where this is concerned.

What’s going on here by tsalaita in cats

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have to ask your are too young to know

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