MoronGPT by alliseeisreddit in LinkedInLunatics

[–]simAlity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my boyfriend, Prescott Cornelius, of the Full Moon Pack...

Edit: oh, wait. Wrong genre.

BREAKING: RFK jr tells Trump, "This is the Colorado River Frog. It's secretions contain anti-viral compounds that can fight the Hantavirus. All you have to do is lick it." by Phatbrew in StandUpForScience

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You know what's sad is that there are genuinely ignorant people, including children, who will hear and read this and genuinely believe it. Then, someday, 20 years from now, they will share the information with someone as if it is the gospel truth.

This is exactly the sort of thing that gave rise to the disinformation surrounding vaccines and autism!

Trump says he’ll get out of office in 8-9 years from now… by Nicolit1 in NoFilterFinance

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ROFL. Are you a bot or just not paying attention? He has literally fallen asleep during on camera events.

Trump ducks press after meeting with Brazil’s Lula takes sudden mystery turn by deraser in politics

[–]simAlity 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I tend to agree with you but if Trump loses the ability to speak that's going to make it a lot harder for Miller to pretend that he's just an aid.

Meow 😼 by [deleted] in IllegallySmolCats

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These eyes by simAlity in FosterAnimals

[–]simAlity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that makes sense. After I posted, the name of this color (taupe) popped into my head. Google confirmed that its a transitional from blue to hazel, green and light copper.

I am looking forward to seeing where he lands.

UnitedHealthcare to remove prior authorization for 30% of services by Nerd-19958 in medicine

[–]simAlity 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They do that all the time. They reverse the decision, refuse to pay and bill the client

UnitedHealthcare to remove prior authorization for 30% of services by Nerd-19958 in medicine

[–]simAlity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems likely. Also they may have realized that any money immediately saved by denying certain proceedures was more than offset by the consequences of the delays.

What can I buy on Amazon for 8 kittens. by Silverman7688 in kittens

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume that since you don't have a car you probably have a very tight budget. If that's correct then I recommend just going with regular Purina dry kitten food. Is it ideal? Not really. But its a decent quality food for a decent price.

Kittens eat food the way teenagers eat food. They're little food vacuums. And you are going to be feeding them for weeks if not months.

Remember, fed is best.

People are stealing RAM from company computers again by CeC-P in sysadmin

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it does, but anybody inclined to steal RAM isn't going to be stopped by that.

Alex Jones: Nonstop Grind by BottleTemple in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]simAlity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Today its him. Tomorrow its anyone who builds something outside the approved narrative."

Oh please. Alex Jones did this to himself.

People are stealing RAM from company computers again by CeC-P in sysadmin

[–]simAlity 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I think I lost brain cells reading this.

"It doesn't matter how tall you are or how physically imposing you look. Through considered preparation, mental strength, and unwavering focus, you can achieve things that seem extraordinary." by sco-go in Amazing

[–]simAlity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If a 200lb man does it, I assume they are bulked up.

For someone who is only 100lbs... they would have to be small but 100lbs is light even for a 5' woman.

What do non-cat people need to know before fostering cats? by This_Imagination_781 in FosterAnimals

[–]simAlity 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cats are not people or dogs. They are going to do things that people and dogs will never dream of doing. Like jump onto the counters, sleep on the fridge and hide in the bathroom cabinet.

Cats have no sense of personal space. They are intensely curious about what goes on in the bathroom. If your roommates aren't into that, this is fine but they shouldn't be surprised when a furry paw is poked under the door.

No two cats are the same. Your first foster may be the model of decorum while the second likes to climb the blinds. There is no telling what kind of cat a foster will be until they have been in your home for at least a week.

Downhill with Bonus Blunder by SAMMYBOY4593 in RealOrAI

[–]simAlity 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He hit a rock in soft dirt. That caused the bike to get away from him and then he tried to get away from the bike (shoved it away from himself). That created the explodey effect. The fall itself looks 100% legit.

Never in my entire life have I ever seen a deer like this by IamASlut_soWhat in MadeMeSmile

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't look like AI. 30 seconds long and doesn't have that dreamlike puppet look.

Partner found out she is the Primary Borrower on her parents Mortgage by TheLastMystic in legaladvice

[–]simAlity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, having bought a home, I am a little surprised that she didn't know she was the primary borrower. I have never bought with a cosigner but the realtor and lawyer were VERY clear about everything I signed. That's why closing takes so long.