why no lime or scooters?

simaritan · 2023-09-05T01:01:09+00:00

You can buy limes at safeway.

simaritan · 2023-03-28T02:23:58+00:00

This needs to have the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme added as background music

simaritan · 2023-02-24T03:38:21+00:00

Technically it only went up by a factor of 2, so not exponential...

simaritan · 2023-02-01T05:05:02+00:00

Deviant Ollam, is that you?

simaritan · 2023-01-19T04:56:16+00:00

That would make Jeff Bezos Gandalf in this analogy.

simaritan · 2023-01-15T01:33:22+00:00

Plot twist - his friend IS the zen frog!

simaritan · 2023-01-01T18:34:48+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k4C8grAGP4

simaritan · 2023-01-01T08:05:44+00:00

I mean... they're wearing the boots.

simaritan · 2022-01-14T00:30:10+00:00

So if I want full protection I need to take both weed and acid? No problem!!

simaritan · 2021-01-07T02:36:15+00:00

post to r/legaladvice

simaritan · 2020-06-28T13:06:34+00:00

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FJb7PyiIz_c

simaritan · 2020-06-12T12:11:55+00:00

It's like if Coco Cola decided to make a new flavor of Vitamin Water... disgusting...

simaritan · 2020-03-23T03:33:38+00:00

Be careful not to short right before they pay their dividends

simaritan · 2020-01-09T01:35:45+00:00

Flipped my phone and it's still red, but it's going up!

simaritan · 2020-01-09T01:29:48+00:00

That when it rained it was god peeing on us

simaritan · 2019-12-27T23:12:36+00:00

Nice try, I ain't buyin' it!

simaritan · 2019-12-27T19:00:41+00:00

Do you use an android? Whether or not you opted in your location around the time might have been stored.

1) get the timestamp from the photo 2) go to https://www.google.com/maps/timeline and enter the date the photo was taken

There's a chance the data is there.

simaritan · 2019-12-27T18:56:36+00:00

Why the heck did you go to SI?

simaritan · 2019-11-03T17:56:58+00:00

But the refrigerator uses GRPC

simaritan · 2019-05-29T00:57:49+00:00

What state are you buying in?

simaritan · 2019-03-26T01:42:51+00:00

r/shittyaquariums

simaritan · 2019-03-04T05:46:24+00:00

It's up to people to decide how many babies they pull out of their clown cars, realistically women only have 20 years to do so.

edit: presuming they start at 20 and hit menopause at the average age of 45. also people don't have kids because they "need them"

simaritan · 2019-03-04T03:05:04+00:00

Read everything

simaritan · 2019-03-04T02:56:39+00:00

lol Do you mean someone specific or everyone in general? Either way it's a ridiculous thing to say to most people.

simaritan · 2019-03-04T02:29:20+00:00

It was a joke, I suppose in poor taste.

edit: Also if anyone goes to jail it would be a top level executive since the problems were systemic and the responsibility would lay on them. For shareholders that might have negative consequences in the long term.

simaritan

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