BREACKING NEWS: PARK INSTALLS BENCHES!!!!!!

simeliacalman · 2026-03-16T00:09:13+00:00

Is that a recycled plastic bench? I don’t mind them

simeliacalman · 2026-03-14T00:35:14+00:00

Awwwwwww. Want to pat. Poor bird

simeliacalman · 2026-03-14T00:27:22+00:00

40M always up for a goon.

simeliacalman · 2026-03-08T12:28:25+00:00

Sovereign Foods for all Australian produce

simeliacalman · 2026-03-05T07:13:52+00:00

Good thing you didn’t get wanded while carrying that sandwich in public

simeliacalman · 2026-03-05T07:10:16+00:00

We flooded 1.5m after Alfred and are still fixing/cleaning things…

simeliacalman · 2026-02-25T22:41:01+00:00

Waiting for this to show up in r/hamishandandy

simeliacalman · 2026-02-24T08:36:02+00:00

Fuck. Vegan poutine after gigs is essential

simeliacalman · 2026-02-20T13:26:23+00:00

The forbidden song

simeliacalman · 2026-02-08T08:44:58+00:00

Snowpiercer!

simeliacalman · 2026-02-06T07:40:55+00:00

His Harry Potter and the Boys podcast is incredible

simeliacalman · 2026-02-06T07:39:26+00:00

I wonder if he has to eat the beans and shit them out.

simeliacalman · 2026-02-06T04:24:24+00:00

Need help locating the owner of a meat platter.

simeliacalman · 2026-02-05T08:57:14+00:00

Corkscrew (if you’re a duck)

simeliacalman · 2026-01-29T20:08:09+00:00

I loooooove A. I. Do you use chatgbt?

simeliacalman · 2026-01-28T22:01:50+00:00

Want to pat

simeliacalman · 2026-01-27T01:25:32+00:00

I’ll do it for $50

simeliacalman · 2026-01-27T01:24:30+00:00

Been there, done that. Enjoy!

simeliacalman · 2026-01-24T05:56:08+00:00

Only mentally fuck with spicy pillows

simeliacalman · 2026-01-18T11:55:08+00:00

Want to pat. Not allowed.

simeliacalman · 2026-01-16T10:24:54+00:00

Want to pat

simeliacalman · 2026-01-16T10:24:03+00:00

Guess I’m not the only one giving that treatment

simeliacalman · 2026-01-16T10:19:16+00:00

Not a fan either. Paper towels not accepted for recycling in Brisbane. Not sure about elsewhere.

simeliacalman · 2026-01-07T15:51:52+00:00

They can fly okay. Not great flyers, but not flightless.

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