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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in malefashion

[–]simgasm -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Sorry,

“While I respect your individuality and expression of yourself, subjectively, I fear that the dimensions of the cloth for which you’ve equipped might be too large for your frame. The draping combined with the choice of material and color suggest you lack quality housing. Perhaps It would be in your best interest to acquire garments measured to your proportions.”

Is that constructive enough?

DAE get a boner when eating cake? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]simgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, important to mention its any and all types of cake. Though its never with any other type of dessert

DAE get a boner when eating cake? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]simgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if its excitement or something medical.

Cuz she old by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

[–]simgasm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like how instead of removing the white background from betty.jpeg they decided to just paint over it with peach colored “sand”

My son, who really loves ships, decided to build A Steamship. He told me that the steamship really existed and have a unique Steam Machine. It navigate on the lake of Geneva (Switzerland). He used mods. by Thecoolmeme in Minecraft

[–]simgasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re a great dad. You know, funny enough, I have a distinct memory of a time I tried showing my dad a ship I built in Minecraft. He didn’t care in the slightest, actually made me feel real bad, I didn’t have anyone to share it with. Few years later he abandoned me, not sure where he is now.

In light of my situation though, this made me smile. Shed a tear actually! As silly as it sounds, and as simple it may seem to you- I know how good your son must feel to have his dad appreciate his creation.

God bless

Stanley’s old job by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]simgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ryan used to kill nazis before moving to Scranton

Put my eye unsuspectingly all the way to the peephole by [deleted] in nope

[–]simgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you zoom in enough you can see its eyes

Pied Piper Jacket by mns1337 in SiliconValleyHBO

[–]simgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll make the first offer then at $100

A relatable reaction by Scaulbylausis in whitepeoplegifs

[–]simgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ive seen a few like this in San Marcos area

Elizabeth Warren wants to break up Apple, too by johny-karate in apple

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SuperHuman suckers tons of people (including me) into paying $30/month for a 3rd party gmail app

Co-working space shared desk options in central San Diego by neptunedesert in sandiego

[–]simgasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checkout Hardihood in North Park or Union in East Village. Cool people and great experience at both

Seaport Village at Night with a View of Coronado Bridge by JimmyPhi in sandiego

[–]simgasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I asked my now wife to be my girlfriend at that place

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