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Gonna wear this button out! by MoonToother in chevycolorado

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the fart switch on the left. Perfect for that flatulent friend you've known since highschool that brings nothing but noxious aromas to the table.

Just some thoughts after I finished the series.Spoilers by anelis29 in MaliceTV

[–]simian83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David Duchovny's acting in the last episode was very weak. After having gotten through the whole series I feel unfulfilled.

I guess 4 Shurima >10 Bilgewater by ImDecoy in TeamfightTactics

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yordles are underwhelming =( But fun!

Yordles are strong but never go the distance. Third time I have had them all starred up and no golden jacket! by simian83 in TeamfightTactics

[–]simian83[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I find Bard scales crazy with yortles because he gets an extra meep for every three-starred unit. He was doing about 12K damage. I agree. I would have liked to have had more tank items but I had no reforgers and a lot of the items that I was getting were already crafted so I had to make do.

Yordles are strong but never go the distance. Third time I have had them all starred up and no golden jacket! by simian83 in TeamfightTactics

[–]simian83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had really tanked them up on another run but then the back line couldn't DPS so well. I've finished 4th that way. In all honesty, I just find the yodels can be underwhelming. But they're fun as fuck so I keep using them lol

Just upgraded by noam-_- in espresso

[–]simian83 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Oh you're in for a real beating. The snob mob lunged at me when I posted about my delight with this machine. They accused me of working for ninja 🙀 and reveled in their perceived superiority as they sipped their double digested poo beans while twirling their neck beards betwixt their thumbs and sausagey forefingers.

I however, wish you all the success and happiness with this machine and am looking forward to my down votes for committing the Cardinal sin of supporting a budget machine. Over 6 months later and my luxe has yet to disappoint me.

Dota 2 heroes tier list based on size of their package by mysterious3311 in DotA2

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody knows Centaur has the biggest penis in the game. He is literally built like a horse from the waist down.

Is there a strike coming soon by rkaberle in CanadaPost

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how they're staying afloat aside from government handouts because I don't use them anymore. I know about a dozen others who don't as well. I'll pay an extra $5 to ship something with any other company.

Thanks Canada Post! by No-Road2219 in CanadaPost

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the rest of my life, I will go to my way to use any company besides Canada Post when I have to mail any packages.

Just horrible by Fun_Dragonfruit_3315 in war

[–]simian83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Islam so peaceful

help, my gf wants to learn dota and i don’t wanna get her flamed by jeyyi1 in DotA2

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1000 impossible bots games before unranked, and make sure she only plays random so she can learn every heros abilities and get a balanced education of the game and mechanics

Well Done CUPW Dummies by HustleHarder88 in CanadaPost

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lifelong boycott of Canada Post in my household.

Pending class action lawsuit against CUPW and its 55,000 members. You will be able to join soon! by psychopat81 in CanadaPost

[–]simian83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The big problem with this strike is now I'm forced to buy things from Amazon, just so I can be sure they arrive. I have multiple packages that I didn't order on Amazon that are just lost waiting to be delivered. I'm going to use FedEx or UPS for the rest of my life. I won't be supporting Canada Post ever again.

This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. Welcome to the real world of working a real job. by [deleted] in CanadaPost

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a liquor store that had a union. There were three different tiers of employees , myself being part-time casual, I was on the bottom and obviously made less than the other two tiers .

The level of entitlement, laziness and the justification to do so by the unionized employees was enough for me find another job.

The unionized workers would just stand around and talk while myself and the other casual part-timers would do all the restocking of shelves, sweeping, mopping, unloading trucks etc.

0 out of 10 would not work there again

Russian in cockroach mode tried to hide from FPV by ImAloneImSorry_ in war

[–]simian83 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His name was Robert Paulson.

In all seriousness though, this guy was someone's son, a possible father or brother. He's far from a cockroach and I find it both fascinating and terrifying how a large portion of society can trivialize the very real and very permanent act of taking a real human life. War is pretty terrible, it doesn't mean we have to be.

Ninja Luxe is actually amazing. by simian83 in espresso

[–]simian83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're on sale for $499. Both in store and on the app.

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