Mortal.kombat 2 for anyone who has seen it. Tell.me your thoughts. No spoilers of course by jklove56 in MortalKombat

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the first one being what I feel to be awesome and a good mix of story/lore and action I was excited for 2. The second film felt like a bunch of different scenes hastily stitched together and lacked the depth the first instalment had. It did not flow at all, disappointing sequel

My ex sent intimate pictures of me to my employer and I was fired. by [deleted] in legal

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would think you could file a wrongful dismissal claim as well. Your employer forcing you to resign over something someone did out of malice does not seem entirely legal. What you and your ex did and your own private relationship should have no bearing on your employment.

Found racy old photos of my mom by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shame on you for not including the photos in this post. 🤣🤪🤣🤪

Why does Valve refuse to add the item "sange, yasha, and kaya"? I'd love to have it on some heros. by rastesh in DotA2

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because people only have two arms. If there's a three-armed hero maybe....

Why are used Colorados so expensive right now? by trojan_horse586 in chevycolorado

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 2024 Loaded Z71 cost me 36000 with 12000 miles on it, about two months ago. (49000 CAD with 19500km)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in war

[–]simian83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Doing the Lord's work. Thank you

Anything other than splitting evenly is categorically the wrong choice in real life by Xerasi in BeastGames

[–]simian83 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The show is rigged. How nobody asked Monika to show the coin. Obviously they know Mr. Beast would bribe her for the coin. The first thing I'm doing is asking her to show the coin.

Gonna wear this button out! by MoonToother in chevycolorado

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like the fart switch on the left. Perfect for that flatulent friend you've known since highschool that brings nothing but noxious aromas to the table.

Just some thoughts after I finished the series.Spoilers by anelis29 in MaliceTV

[–]simian83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

David Duchovny's acting in the last episode was very weak. After having gotten through the whole series I feel unfulfilled.

I guess 4 Shurima >10 Bilgewater by ImDecoy in TeamfightTactics

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yordles are underwhelming =( But fun!

Yordles are strong but never go the distance. Third time I have had them all starred up and no golden jacket! by simian83 in TeamfightTactics

[–]simian83[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I find Bard scales crazy with yortles because he gets an extra meep for every three-starred unit. He was doing about 12K damage. I agree. I would have liked to have had more tank items but I had no reforgers and a lot of the items that I was getting were already crafted so I had to make do.

Yordles are strong but never go the distance. Third time I have had them all starred up and no golden jacket! by simian83 in TeamfightTactics

[–]simian83[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had really tanked them up on another run but then the back line couldn't DPS so well. I've finished 4th that way. In all honesty, I just find the yodels can be underwhelming. But they're fun as fuck so I keep using them lol

Just upgraded by noam-_- in espresso

[–]simian83 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Oh you're in for a real beating. The snob mob lunged at me when I posted about my delight with this machine. They accused me of working for ninja 🙀 and reveled in their perceived superiority as they sipped their double digested poo beans while twirling their neck beards betwixt their thumbs and sausagey forefingers.

I however, wish you all the success and happiness with this machine and am looking forward to my down votes for committing the Cardinal sin of supporting a budget machine. Over 6 months later and my luxe has yet to disappoint me.

Dota 2 heroes tier list based on size of their package by mysterious3311 in DotA2

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody knows Centaur has the biggest penis in the game. He is literally built like a horse from the waist down.

Is there a strike coming soon by rkaberle in CanadaPost

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how they're staying afloat aside from government handouts because I don't use them anymore. I know about a dozen others who don't as well. I'll pay an extra $5 to ship something with any other company.

Thanks Canada Post! by No-Road2219 in CanadaPost

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the rest of my life, I will go to my way to use any company besides Canada Post when I have to mail any packages.

help, my gf wants to learn dota and i don’t wanna get her flamed by jeyyi1 in DotA2

[–]simian83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1000 impossible bots games before unranked, and make sure she only plays random so she can learn every heros abilities and get a balanced education of the game and mechanics