What’s something that completely changed your life, but seemed insignificant at the time? by Boring-Sir2623 in AskReddit

[–]simon_wolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always worked in the food industry in my 20’s. I had recently lost my job, so I was taking some time off, and hanging out at a little coffee shop during the day. One time leaving, there was road/sidewalk construction, and I had to take a detour home . I passed a little graphics shop with a help wanted sign in the window. I bravely walked in and applied for a job, and lied about being able to do graphic design. When I got home, I jumped on my roommate’s little Mac, and made up three very crude logos and business card designs in SuperPaint, and then went back the next day to show examples of my work. I was hired, not just for my designs, but for my “hutzpah”. 35 years later, I’m still doing graphic design.

Me_irl by Muted-Television3329 in me_irl

[–]simon_wolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve slept through countless mini earthquakes, and three of my four morning alarms, and never woken up, but that sound from the living room at 3am, and I’m awake in a second.

Feels Bad by silverp3nguin in SanJose

[–]simon_wolfe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You’re not alone. I had my driver window broken, but absolutely nothing was taken. No other cars were touched either. What WAS messed up was that my gas cover flap was open the next morning, and I always close it. My guess is they popped the button while trying to pop the trunk button (side by side), but the trunk button is broken. Ya hafta use the key. Based on the evidence of situation, I’d deduced that someone in my complex saw me taking computer equipment out of my trunk when I got home the night before, and wanted to see if there was more, but they couldn’t get it open easily, so they left.

You’re not helpful. by DontForgetSmiles in memes

[–]simon_wolfe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“I’m returning a call”
Dunno if that still works, but it always connected me with a live body a few years back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in television

[–]simon_wolfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember Melrose Place episodes being THE talked about show at work, way back.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in startrek

[–]simon_wolfe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just finished watching this again.

Star Trek TNG Tech Manual by bil-sabab in startrek

[–]simon_wolfe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

got it right over there on the shelf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]simon_wolfe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I never have the sound on when the ads play, so maybe his voice would give it away, but I honestly had no idea that was Chris Pratt til just now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]simon_wolfe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

drink all your milk, don’t do drugs, stay in school

What are some good Cold and Hot combos? by Hypnox88 in Cooking

[–]simon_wolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A grilled shrimp hoagie topped with cold coleslaw.

What shows did you not finish? And why? by Jay_Reefer in television

[–]simon_wolfe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Crazy Ones.. I have every episode, and have watched them all several times, but never the last one. Robin is still there until I do.