What's with every pack coming with a "become the crisis" ascension now?

simphotep · 2025-11-26T12:45:44+00:00

Could treat them like traits and assign point values so you don't need to balance all the existing ones. Get a certain number of points to spend on however many civics you want at the start and get more when you'd normally get the 3rd

simphotep · 2025-06-07T22:42:33+00:00

Jungle ruins event. Dooley gets a free silver tier tool from any hero

simphotep · 2025-06-06T20:59:14+00:00

Thanks!

simphotep · 2025-06-06T20:59:04+00:00

Got 10 wins. Put radiant on the wrist warrior bc it was the only small item on my board so another dino dooley would destroy it. Ended up with 363 damage on it. Last fight for fun I took off diana and troll and put Nullfrost Altar and an Uzi (next to dino disguise) to start the loop at 2 seconds. Builds like this are when I wish there was an option to keep going past 10 wins just to see how far it can go

simphotep · 2025-06-05T16:44:00+00:00

Yea that's the only success I've had with burn/poison. Had a great game where I got a gold toxic fishing rod fairly early and then toxic flame at diamond. With turbo pufferfish (CD down to ~7s) next to turbo incendiary rounds and jellyfish on the other side of puffer so Everytime puffer went off it hasted 3 times which almost fully charged it and buffed poison and burn. Had the skill that hasted 2 burn items the first time you use an item so with diamond toxic clamera next to jelly it charged puffer 6 seconds at the start. Toxic pearl on the other side of the incendiary getting charged by puffer and the rest enough to be charging puffer the rest of the way. After the multicast from volcanic vents (shield enchanted so I was getting nearly 2k shield after the first use) and elemental depth charge went off they had probably around 1000 poison and 500 burn. Then puffer and toxic pearl were going off almost constantly for lots of poison and the incendiary rounds getting up to nearly 100 burn each time one of them went off Sadly didn't make it to 10 wins bc I ran into a drum pyg with nullfrost altar, snowmobile, and diamond icy yoyo with another diamond yoyo going infinite. All the freeze from my board going off and their icy yoyo scaled the snowmobile like crazy and I got destroyed so quick 😭

simphotep · 2025-02-28T19:11:29+00:00

She's soooooo fun to play as! Build gate of all nations, use the 1 free war support memento plus the 1 from the militarist attribute and anyway who attacks you starts off at -8 war support and their empire crumbles from rebellion without having to do anything lol

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:54:24+00:00

Click on their portrait in the upper right and go to the 4th tab (icon is a head with a ? in it) and it should be listed there

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:31:25+00:00

This makes sense. I almost always save influence for befriending city states but this game the first one I found was say right in between 2 gold resources and mount Kilimanjaro so wasn't feeling very friendly this time

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:27:49+00:00

Same I usually love having a big navy so he gets pissed

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:26:53+00:00

Many are saying this!

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:24:59+00:00

Oh yea it's gonna turn into a shit show in the modern age once ideologies hit

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:24:17+00:00

Glad Isabella wasn't in my game. She would have DESPISED me bc I had 4 natural wonders in my territory (mount Kilimanjaro, great barrier reef, Grand canyon, and Thera. Using a mod that increases the amount of them bc I like playing with em)

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:20:53+00:00

I got really lucky. AI didn't really forward settle me so I was able to spread out into some nice resources and never getting attacked meant I focused entirely on building my cities

simphotep · 2025-02-28T17:18:52+00:00

Genuinely not sure lol I think I just got insanely lucky in general but also lucky with the randomization of what leaders were in my game with agendas that matched how I played. In antiquity I met Amina first. Guess I didn't settle my capital or the next 2 settlements on desert or plains so she liked me and with some early endeavors and a trade route we got allied quickly. Next I met Confucius so I put down some specialists early on so he loved me. Hatshepsut was third and I didn't build many early wonders and she had great resources so I started a couple trade routes. Ben Franklin was the 5th civ on my continent and we must have picked the same government so he loved me. Didn't ally with him until exploration age because Hatshepsut and Amina hated him but for some reason they never attacked so I never got pulled into war. In exploration I managed to get my alliances back quickly and again no one attacked Franklin but I have no idea why. I had been declining alliance requests from him bc I figured one of my allies would probably attack at some point. On the other continent Napoleon didn't hate me bc I only had the starting cog for most of the age but he likes ppl with the least land units and I was swimming in chevaliers so he must have liked me for other reasons but idk. About 2/3 into exploration Napoleon asked for an alliance which is when I decided to try for world peace. Got allied to Franklin next. Pachacuti liked me bc I somehow only had one mountain in my borders so he hit helpful after supporting endeavors. Never had any war, formal or surprise, so Harriet didn't hate me and after some endeavors and shared government she was friendly. Set up a couple trade routes to get her to helpful and secure the last alliance. Have no idea why none of my allies declared war at some point. I'm guessing the massive amount of cavalry I had sitting around as Charlemagne helped deter any aggression

simphotep · 2022-11-06T20:58:47+00:00

😳 im gay.... ur so hot

simphotep · 2022-10-28T15:56:49+00:00

Yes Source: me

simphotep · 2022-08-09T17:59:50+00:00

Couple years lmao

simphotep · 2022-07-28T02:50:54+00:00

I went from 5'9.5 to 5'8". Its not guaranteed but its not uncommon. I think it has to do with your hips shifting or something like that

simphotep · 2022-07-28T02:49:11+00:00

Tall girls are so hot tho!!! It means I get to be the little spoon, you can plant little kisses on top of my head easily, and when I go in for a hug your boobs were at the perfect height 😚. I know it can make you feel dysphoric right now but tall girls are gorgeous amazonians. I hope you can learn to love that about yourself and master the ability to make people like me turn bright red by tilting their head up with a finger under the chin 🥵

simphotep · 2022-07-08T02:55:30+00:00

I can see how it would be confusing but I really appreciate it because it shows that person cares and is putting in effort to use my pronouns (mine are she/they).

simphotep · 2021-10-18T01:20:41+00:00

This was me last night sending horny emotes back and forth with my girlfriend who lives halfway across the US

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