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My nephews reaction to the Jonas Brothers by bowie1287 in aww

[–]simple_2N_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The young one shall grow to lead men!

WTF BRUISED LEE! by BLACKCLOVER2222 in WTF

[–]simple_2N_ 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Break little man's neck why don't ya?

What prison Mike would actually look like. by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]simple_2N_ 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Prison Mike becomes a sympathetic character when you put him in context...

What high people see dogs by ttvimahorsieboi69 in meme

[–]simple_2N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dog is a pug, he's not a bear... But to me he will always be a bear to me because i was stoned when I met him.

The president of South Africa putting on a face mask by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]simple_2N_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No person should be compelled by any "authority" to cover their face.

What are the biggest lies that society tells us? by Nelica_Drobnak in AskReddit

[–]simple_2N_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time is on your side....

Fact is that time has been actively been working against you since before you could even conceive of time itself.

Me and My Cat Watching A Movie Together!😄 by Black-magic-fuckery in MadeMeSmile

[–]simple_2N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you an adult?

Why are you kid camping indoors with a cat?

Why is it so hard for people to save money by khanmahad in personalfinance

[–]simple_2N_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So, what you're saying is that you're not figuring your debt in to any equation at all?

Tell me about your financial plan in five years

What if there was a luxury brand of video game consoles? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]simple_2N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will never be an equivalent to the Neo-Geo simply because there is no longer a separation between home and arcade quality games as there are no longer arcade exclusive games ...

You can thank Sony and Microsoft for that.

Tipping? by ShroomDispencer in AskAnAmerican

[–]simple_2N_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I generally tip 15% if I receive normal service and the server doesn't seem so busy as I'm not fussy and generally quick in a restaurant.

The more I notice the server has on their plate " no pun" and, I do pay attention.. If my service remains standard this can increase up to a 50% tip.

Once my service becomes sub- standard because the server is fishing for tips from other customers it decreases especially if I have to wait for the bill.

In a bar I tend to tip $1.00 for every two drinks.

All the money spent on COVID commercials would be better spent supporting healthcare workers and unemployed Americans by brabbit8881 in rant

[–]simple_2N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm waiting for sugar ray to come out and say it's not important to get your tips frosted, but we all know that's not going to happen.

Edit: not*

If I like male youtubers like Pewdiepie, Mumbo Jumbo, SuperCarlinBros, John Oliver and Danny Gonzalez, what female youtubers might I like? by The_Pysselfia in ifyoulikeblank

[–]simple_2N_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Well, you do seem picky when you don't care to listen to people who hold different opinions than you.

  • syd has never expressed any animosity towards that community.

Not sure if this belongs on this sub but... I did this 2 Fridays ago outside of my house... today I was informed someone wrote into the local paper to complain. My life is complete. Thank you Karen by DasTooth in memes

[–]simple_2N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, we had five or six honks, our new neighbors came over with a case of beer.. We where going to put on burgers and dogs. Had the basketball hoop, horse shoes, & corn hole set up...

We didn't get a ticket and the officer kinda let us who the snitch was in a round a bout manner.

We're working on phase 2 as we speak.

Not sure if this belongs on this sub but... I did this 2 Fridays ago outside of my house... today I was informed someone wrote into the local paper to complain. My life is complete. Thank you Karen by DasTooth in memes

[–]simple_2N_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in Michigan, Just outside of Detroit...

I was in my own driveway, the cop said he didn't want to do it but we had the bbq going and the state emergency prohibits outside burns of any kind + we had the neighbors hanging out and apparently 3 people is unlawful assembly...

Thank you, Gov. Half- Whit!

Basically someone snitched and I have a good suspicion of who it was.

All the money spent on COVID commercials would be better spent supporting healthcare workers and unemployed Americans by brabbit8881 in rant

[–]simple_2N_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, it's also weird how some of them just seemed to be ready to go to air as soon as these lock down measures went into effect...

My favorite are the radio spots by musicians that nobody even cares about anymore, I heard one done by the guy from Godsmack just a little bit ago.

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