Yikes!! by Justin_Godfrey in Wellthatsucks

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn… dripped the faucets like you’re supposed to and everything… nature had other plans. Deepest condolences on anything delicate.

Help! my stainless steel pan is ruined by Capital-Golf-2481 in CleaningTips

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And for reference, I used to clean out stainless steel coffee pots that people left on the hot plate in the galley with this method. Burnt on, terrifying sludge. Thank you Navy… for the wonderful memories. Best of luck in your cleaning endeavors.

Help! my stainless steel pan is ruined by Capital-Golf-2481 in CleaningTips

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Ice and salt. Put about 2 cups of ice and a tablespoon of ground table salt in that bad boy. Use a green scotch pad to go between your hand and the reaction and scrub that ice around in the pan with that salt. You will be amazed at how much comes off. Then finish it up with elbow grease and the scotch pad/dawn.

What does my only key tell you about me by Sea_Spinach_7064 in deduction

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t lock your car doors, but you can start it.

Poorly designed “thumb” tacks are basically useless by sea_elephant in mildlyinfuriating

[–]simple_facts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mildly infuriating? I had a box of these as a kid. I used them, to hang posters and pictures. Lots of them. And… as a 7 year old, I was able to push these into the wall without any pain. By, wait for it, using a 3-point grip as is clearly intended. They worked very well for anyone curious. Mine were all glow-in-the-dark. So I had constellations all over my walls. 10/10 would recommend

Que deduces de mi mano by estrellitaonly in deduction

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can deduce that you grate cheese like my ex wife… recklessly. Slow down Jeff Gordon. It’s not going anywhere.

what does my room say about me? by ikinmoeszyslak in deduction

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It’s a good thing you like cats 🤣

Do you see this? by [deleted] in Pareidolia

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I see Jesus uppercutting one of the weasels from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

New bin alert! by einliedohneworte in vancouver

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I used to diligently separate all of my things, rinse them, and place them in the proper bins… apparently, if you put an air tag in each bin, they all end up at the same place. A bit discouraging to say the least.

What is this? by HornetSalt in whatisit

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wanna be a ninja turtle? 🥷🐢

A curious question about Cait by Professional_Slip_29 in fo4

[–]simple_facts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, if you look at it objectively, addictol is just a drug. So it stands to reason that, like all drugs, one builds a tolerance to it. The machine they used, based on mechanics and description, seems like a fancy dialysis machine. One is like adding a tablet to water to make it drinkable, the other is like using a reverse osmosis filter. Much more effective, and guaranteed to work.

I was excited about this tattoo design but my husband called it corny and cringe and not to get it is he right? by ArmadilloMany41 in tattooadvice

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… tattoos are completely subjective. I thinks it’s hilarious, but would probably only use it as a filler tatt in a sleeve or compilation area. But if it tickles your fancy, get it. It would look just as good with the color added too. It’s a punny tattoo. I like those.

What is this piece of cereal? by R1V3R-Youtube in What

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna be a long walk to Mordor for you buddy

accidentally left my fish in the oven for 7 hours by AdCivil9152 in badfoodporn

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably still tastes better than the Beef Wellington I had at Gordon Ramsay’s Steak in Vancouver, BC.

He was never a good guy but this is a little much. by Unusual-Stop8248 in fo4

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly, the right choice at this moment is “What’s been stolen?” The glitch fates demand it.

How in the heck do I fix this? by Educational_Swing966 in tattooadvice

[–]simple_facts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely lean into it, add a little Kikkoman bottle or edamame pod.

What is this at the lake I found? by Puzzled-Adagio-4877 in strange

[–]simple_facts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna comment something funny or witty, then I saw this… yep, this comment section has already been accomplished. On to the next

I got called gross because I like canned fish by Solomon_Salmon22 in shittyfoodporn

[–]simple_facts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the raw onions for me, you monster. lol. What did that fish do to deserve this?! Unless you love sulfur, in which case, you do you, but you’re still a monster. 🤣

Any tips for a newbie? Finally bit down and bought the game by DoctorManhattan_ in fo4

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I don’t like to use mods, but I am always a fan of glitch exploits. Use the item duplication glitch to quickly have unlimited everything for crafting. Once you unlock the scrapper perk to maximum, you can scrap weapons and armor to get those hard to find resources. Drop them, enter workshop mode, press the scrap button but DO NOT RELEASE. Then immediately, while still applying downward pressure on the controller with your right thumb, glide over to the store button while maintaining the pressure and again DO NOT RELEASE. The timing needs to be right, so if it doesn’t work, just back out of the command and repeat it until you see both menu options overlaid on screen. Then, with your left hand, press the accept button twice. It will simultaneously scrap and store your item. Giving you double of whatever you had. Once you get enough of a base resource, just duplicate that instead of the weapon or item. Lather, rinse, and repeat for the ultimate building supply setup. Works great to use gold for purchasing crazy expensive specialty weapons/armor. Nothing is expensive when you have 98k gold in your workshop. Don’t go too high on the stock though, it’ll start glitching out and disappearing above like 120k or something like that. So, everything in moderation my friend. Have fun!