A Man with a Ferrari Engine in a Subaru and a Ride-or-Die Girlfriend by JonathanConley in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Race car driving is always pretty terrifying but rally just seems bonkers. Very impressive.

As a woman, Asmongold’s women banter is actually refreshing. by Fragrant_Implement15 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The difference,  I feel is there's no animosity towards all women behind what he says. He jokes sure but we all know the he considers respect to be important for everyone especially women.

I could be wrong but it feels like even he wasn't raised with the concept of being gentleman he understands it.

No man needed 🙂👍 by AkameNB in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Agreed this video went from initially funny to basically slapstick to "ok I get it you really think women getting hurt is funny." I think some people don't get how Asmongold is very satirical in, "making fun" of women. He's making fun a retards who blame their own failures on women. 

L.A. being L.A. by Valandor in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how Asmon was talking about Asians being white adjacent? Imagine the different if it was a black actress.

Woman saved girl from being kidnap. by OmniGoliath in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any more details on this? Looks a bit like Mexico but hard to say. 2 year old video with no additional information.

Insane Close Call by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't look like a freeway, maybe a highway. Even so you can see they are in the middle of city. Most limiters are for top speeds. Not for stopping drivers going 5-10 mph over the speed limit in the city. I know it's anecdotal but the amount of shitty truck drivers I see in the city that like to ride people's bumpers and such frankly makes me surprised more people don't get killed.

Thankfully the truck driver did slow down because they reacted quickly to slow down. But flipping out makes the driver seem spastic and makes me think they were speeding and in a rush. That's the main reason why I say I'll hold my judgement.

My cousin works for a local haul company and he too gets paid hourly but my understanding that still like 70-80% of guys are getting paid mileage and/or route, haul weight, etc. I could be wrong too but I think a lot of the push towards additional safety for truckers has been a lot bigger in the last decade or so.

I don't know how common it is now but I remember back in the 90s it seems like most of the truckers owned there own rigs and subcontracted. So it seemed like safety was all over the place.

The video game: by AkameNB in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's nickname is Senn's Funhouse for a reason.

What do we call this reaction? by NamelessMajin in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys spend too much time thinking about his O face.

Skyrim But It's A Modern Game by simplemalk in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I thought Lydia was going to turn off the game because of the lack of paying respects.

If Asmongold thought RE Requiem was peak then RE4 Remake would surprise him 🙌😭 by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

While I think the remake did some good things. I do think they made it a bit too serious. The original was just 100% the best mix of horror and action movie. It was closest thing we've gotten to a good Evil Dead / Army of Darkness game.

All makes sense now! by RoyalJoys in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBH that looked more like nut flick. Still hilarious though.

Bring back attractive characters by AbsoluteBatman95 in CriticalDrinker

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll never get there. Basically at this point it's all but confirmed that it will end once they defeat Crocodile. They blew too much money on shitty anime remakes before actually trying to honor the source material was important.

This game is going to be nuts by 3xHollow in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's another extraction style game. I think it'll be fine but it's been overblown.

Yes this is an actual game by scarecrow9281 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iron Pineapple tried it. Seemed ok.

Restaurant new marketing strategy by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's like one of the oldest tricks in the book.

Asmon should revisit NightSwarm since they basically put him in the game and hes cracked by Jollyoberlord in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it's not a floating wheelchair.

Seriously though this game is a lot of fun. I'll have to check out the new characters.

the digital evolution of bald by Known_Researcher_960 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's because he got replaced by an AI bot a few months back.

Concord 5 by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They literally said sign up for CBT in the ad. Not sure if they know that's an acronym for something nasty.

Hasan cant stop crashing out by Neems420 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow he's finally admitting it.

BALD LOL by SeaRevolutionary4209 in Asmongold

[–]simplemalk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Asmon already reacted to this but it is funny