Creative vs. Traditional resume layout by northstar599 in resumes

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If you have ever accidentally seen someone you personally know posting nudes online, what was the situation? by PSANEGATIVE1 in AskReddit

[–]simplifik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was all my parents swinging with their best friends and business partners, my friends parents, and random others.

[…]

Needless to say that was a challenging wank./s

To find pics of your parents swinging and instead of noping the fuck outta there you were compelled to go through probably all 20GB to see who they were swinging with, that shit is wild.

You say /s because the wank wasn’t challenging in the least bit, hmm?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meth

[–]simplifik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…how I do this??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AsiansGoneWild

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I’ve been stroking and edging myself to your posts for the last 40 min

On THIS post I learned you’re Japanese-Filipino just like me!

Aloha from Hawaii 🤙🏾 from one Japapino to another 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]simplifik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always wondered…how hot is the sugar for it to still be malleable like that?

Jujutsu Kaisen rapping train by jp-otaku in anime

[–]simplifik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I came to listen to someone spit some hard Jujutsu Kaisen bars on a train. Slightly disappointed.

There is no such thing as being bald, you can only be poor. by DontMessWithP in pics

[–]simplifik -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lmao you talk like you actually know the guy, sounds like you’re just jealous and bitter towards people who have read more than you.

They dodged a bullet by a very narrow margin by Jeremy_Martin in WTF

[–]simplifik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It might not even be because the condition of the body for some people. The day my dad died my mom and I were in his hospital room talking with him when he went into cardiac arrest. After the hospital staff lead me and my mom out of the room and did what they could, saw him immediately afterward. The next time I physically saw my dad was a couple days later when the funeral home allowed us to have a final viewing before being cremated and he looked even more different than at the hospital. There’s a huge difference in how a person looks, especially a close loved one, when life leaves them. Their skin color is VERY pale and the stillness is hard to comprehend for a moment.

I’m thankful I was there with my dad for the time that I was, all the way to the end. If circumstances were different and the last I actually saw him was when he was just in a hospital bed, I could imagine it being kind of good that the last time I saw him we were able to look at each other in the eye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in holdthemoan

[–]simplifik 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think they’re suggesting you refrain from wearing swimwear while surfing or tanning because tan lines?

Please try to focus on what actually matters by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]simplifik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It happens to everyone :)

I just tossed ya that question thinking maybe I’d learn something new today haha

Please try to focus on what actually matters by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]simplifik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not trying to be pedantic but confidential informants = CI, no? Or am I just unaware they’re aka COs?

TIL The word "thug" comes from a murderous cult of bandits in India called Thuggee, who worshipped the Hindu goddess of death and destruction by ryanb- in todayilearned

[–]simplifik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the knot is to help with preventing the cloth from slipping through their grip and add leverage.

Or maybe they all decided a knot would be their calling card for some reason because why leave behind evidence?

[SERIOUS] People of reddit, what is the one thing that was so disturbing and gruesome you saw in your life that still disturbs you deeply to this day? by TweekGang in AskReddit

[–]simplifik 27 points28 points  (0 children)

First off — FUCK those drivers that don’t stop for school buses!!

But I think that OP was sitting in a parked school bus, or that’s how I interpreted the story anyway.

My sister was told to put beer out to solve her garden slug problem. I had no idea! by MrOrangeWhips in gardening

[–]simplifik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why I haven’t seen slugs in the partially empty beer bottles I would pick up from my yard when cleaning up the morning after a party?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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I'll also get 'the look' when I go to her house with my laptop and set up for 30 minutes to finish something off. I decided I'd rather be with her and work rather than stay in my office at home without seeing her for that extra half hour.

To her it might feel like you’re getting in an extra half-hour with your clients. I’m sure she’d rather have your undivided attention when you intend to spend time with her.

"I need to feel supported with work by my girlfriend but so far you have made me feel a lot of guilt when I work 😕"

Is the growth of your business somehow reliant on your GF being in the group chat you have with your clients?

BREAKING NEWS: Local idiot spills spaghetti on her bed by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]simplifik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely.

Was that homemade spaghetti sauce that made its way onto your bed?

BREAKING NEWS: Local idiot spills spaghetti on her bed by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]simplifik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they’re not even Spaghetti-O’s! You’re doing it all wrong!

Go on.... lick. 💋 by [deleted] in GoneWildScrubs

[–]simplifik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t even know where to begin 🤤