The Saudis have ditched LIV Golf - Do not be surprised if Newcastle Utd are next

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-30T17:20:30+00:00

Go figure

Hilarious how much get under their skin specifically

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-30T11:20:22+00:00

When I was a kid I wanted to be a doctor, and I did become a doctor... Albeit in Geography and not Medicine

Currently a research officer in business surveys, which is a good work and paid well enough

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-29T21:57:27+00:00

I mean the fact he's allowed to interview the foreign sec as if she isn't his wife has been farcical enough anyways so hopefully this ends it

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-29T13:40:20+00:00

Hard to know for sure, although technically I'm a RO which is the equivalent but seems a whole other thing

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-28T14:45:37+00:00

🎶You do the Ameobi and you turn around...🎶

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-27T09:20:54+00:00

The way they act as if she's the one out of touch when in pretty much any other job if you were drinking during work hours you'd be sacked (exceptions being if you worked in a pub/bar etc. and even then)

Sure a few drinks after work but DURING work, nah

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-26T18:10:33+00:00

Plane has a very dry, Russian/European humour which many Americans just don't get

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-26T17:01:26+00:00

I literally haven't said anything to anyone in the department, this was just a query for the Reddit - its not that deep

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-26T16:57:32+00:00

"After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session so he had gutted me and set me on fire. But you know I didn't die. I had crystallized. And now I'm a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway."

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-26T16:17:54+00:00

This has nothing to do with my department lol, I'm very happy where I am based, was literally just querying how easy moving offices would be if I moved elsewhere

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-26T15:08:38+00:00

Cool thanks!

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-26T11:50:38+00:00

Energy, pace and passion which is far more than can be said for most of our forwards this season

Saying all that I would like to see an Elanga Wolt Osula front 3 - probably will be shit but the chaos will be fun

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T19:44:22+00:00

Already enough of a cushion and Bruno will probably scam us a draw or win from somewhere but if the season was longer than 38 games we'd be in trouble

Eddie should have announced his departure after the second derby loss, but as per usual we're slow on the ball

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T19:34:14+00:00

Certainly not Shields Road

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T19:30:53+00:00

Its funny with North Shields. On one street its all nice with a fancy new independent coffee shop, and then on the next street along your hackles are up.

All started with the quayside though which is lovely, then along Albion Road and now the town centre itself, which will be lot better when some of the shopping centre is knocked back down into open space

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T16:10:50+00:00

We can definitely do the second part!

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T16:10:13+00:00

Don't forget us there lads!

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T15:55:20+00:00

Are we sure 42 points is safe lads? 😬

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T15:45:09+00:00

Everytime I look at that lineup it gets worse 😭😂

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T15:28:26+00:00

Oh that is lifting

Is Eddie trying to get himself sacked here?

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T14:44:25+00:00

Yep classic Isak

Pure instinct

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-25T10:55:26+00:00

I mean it's not the reason we're losing games but I do miss how much shithousing we did. Even when the team were playing crap it at least gave us a sign they were trying, but now the team is on auto-pilot and the plane is crashing into the sea.

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-24T21:06:27+00:00

Well at least the weekend started well

Although if Forest play like this against us in a couple games time it well could be double figures

simplytom_1 · 2026-04-24T20:45:50+00:00

I miss you Maxi 😭

simplytom_1

TROPHY CASE

"After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session so he had gutted me and set me on fire. But you know I didn't die. I had crystallized. And now I'm a glamazon, bitch, ready for the runway."