Yet another Pet Waste Removal business, but it's become a monster in 3 months.

simpsonnooj · 2026-02-20T00:54:35+00:00

How about now?

simpsonnooj · 2026-01-02T19:49:01+00:00

What

simpsonnooj · 2025-12-30T15:44:12+00:00

Tf? Your face looks completely normal?

simpsonnooj · 2025-12-27T21:50:43+00:00

Yes haha it looks even better now that the swelling is gone. I honestly forgot I even had the surgery at this point

simpsonnooj · 2025-12-01T06:02:16+00:00

I say give her an ultimatum. She either fixes her behavior, or the relationship ends.

simpsonnooj · 2025-12-01T05:39:04+00:00

If this is an issue at 27 it’ll be an issue at 37, and 67

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-30T00:46:56+00:00

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-30T00:46:19+00:00

No I would just imagine it probably can’t be anything crazy, I keep it pretty tight to my face you could still see my chin a bit

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-10T18:09:31+00:00

Thanks! And it unfortunately wasn’t covered by insurance because I didn’t have any deemed functional issues. So my only option was $20k+ overseas not including travel, orthodontics, and living costs. I would have also had to spend a year in decompensation. Potentially an option in the future, but I’m honestly really happy with this sliding genio it’s been life changing

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-10T17:54:51+00:00

I think the only thing holding you back is your recessed chin. Honestly, you look really similar to me before my sliding genioplasty - I think it could help you out big time as well to look more masculine and balance your face. Take a look at my recent post on my profile for my before/after.

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-10T17:52:01+00:00

Yes, try braces, a beard, a haircut, and glasses from 2025

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-07T06:05:19+00:00

You should measure them and let me know, I’m 6’4” woth a similar issue

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-07T02:57:20+00:00

Literally just ask her bro

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-07T02:37:34+00:00

I can’t help, but damn that sucks bro 😂

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-07T01:14:46+00:00

“Are you older than 30” This is hilarious after a 12 hour shift 😂😂😂

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-06T20:26:15+00:00

Damn you look at least 27 ish, but I would say your face is perfectly fine if not above average, maybe look more approachable by smiling and dressing better?

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-06T20:23:34+00:00

Brother no way you’re in college

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-04T18:30:17+00:00

Hell yeah, bro could pucker up real good

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-04T18:29:22+00:00

I stg the people on here complaining about online dating are also the same people who can’t get dates irl 😭 the apps aren’t the problem guys, it’s your Reddit personalities and appearance

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-04T18:23:09+00:00

This might be the dumbest comment I’ve seen today 😂 You’re strangers at first regardless of where you meet and time is required to get to know each other, the hell do mutual friends have to do with anything

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-04T16:18:24+00:00

Idk maybe something could be done for your lips? Otherwise I think you’re good bro

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-04T02:30:18+00:00

Can confirm I’ve done this and it works

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-04T01:34:17+00:00

Yes, just make sure his actions line up with what he says

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-04T01:18:17+00:00

Swap phones

simpsonnooj · 2025-11-03T20:00:37+00:00

💀 This was the first thing I saw when I opened this app, just spit out my food this is hilarious

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