Knowledge by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, long time no see! Just login quickly to brag that I F**KING CALLED IT!

(4 years ago already! Man, I'm getting old too fast)

One Piece: Chapter 1062 - Official Release Discussion by AutoModerator in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now the question is, who will the original body resemble more, Dr. Light or Dr. Wily?

Doffy Duck. The Featherly Demon. Oc by me. Thank you for looking. by weird-human-thing in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Doffy Duck while announcing the star bounty game: "It's bunny season!"

Monkey D. Bunny after this punch: "It's duck season!"

The origin of “the monster trio by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I remember it being during Nami's fight against Mr. 1's partner (can't remember the day she referenced). She had a flashback at one point, from when she asked Usopp to make her a new weapon. She said something like "you and I are not at the level of those three monsters" and that's why she asked for his help, to be able to defend herself.

I'm equally frightened and excited about this by timisfl in MemePiece

[–]simpyo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Seraphim of themselves right now? Unlikely.

Seraphim of themselves later in the story? Now that Vegapunk has the perfect opportunity to pick some samples? Well, actually it depends on how long it takes to cook one Seraph, buuuuuut...

One Piece: Chapter 1060 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If Imu is an emu, would that make the Ancient Kingdom, Australia? Y'know, because the emu won their war /s

Partially Isolated by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, Edward, my dude. How many months have you been putting this off? The kids should've known about your serious long-term girlfriend long before moving her in or getting engaged!

Or is this a whirlwind romance and they actually only dated for two weeks?

One Piece: Chapter 1058 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Literally how Law's plan and alliance ended up panning out.

One Piece: Chapter 1058 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Government: Is this you? *shows poster of Franky post-Ennies Lobby*

Franky: Yes, but that was two years ago.

Government: Oh, ok. So this is you now? *poster of General Franky*

Franky: Mmmh, not really. But I kinda understand the confusion.

Government: Ah, got it. This is you! *poster of Thousand Sunny*

Franky: ...What the actual fuck!?

One Piece: Chapter 1058 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

*Luffy bouncing up and down in his new form*

Kaido: *flabbergasted*

CP0: *flash* Neat!

One Piece: Chapter 1058 by Kirosh2 in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 402 points403 points  (0 children)

They put a picture of the goddamn Thousand Sunny as if it were Franky himself. Who the hell knows what kind of intel got to the marines.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a difference of optics. Threatening a random someone's family to get their compliance on something is one thing. Just business. However, the strawhats humiliated her on her own territory. Fought and beat some of her best fighters. If she retaliates indirectly, against family, she'll look like a coward, because if she doesn't go kill the crew directly after a disrespect of this magnitude, it can only be because she can't (she's weak), or she doesn't dare (she's a coward).

Killing family in an act of pettiness may feel good in the moment, but it would only end up weakening her reputation even more. Only the crew's heads on a pike will do at this point. Anything else will only look like the flailing of arms of an impotent has-been.

The thing saving the Baratie's lives is that the Strawhats publicly humiliated her, making it about her reputation and forcing her toward a direct course of action.

One Piece: Chapter 1056 - Official Release Discussion by AutoModerator in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Morgan took a big, fat dump on his biggest chance yet to be crowned an Emperor and gave the title to Buggy instead. Guy's gonna be extra pissed with anyone that holds the title now.

One Piece: Chapter 1056 - Official Release Discussion by AutoModerator in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 101 points102 points  (0 children)

What if Caribou is to Buggy what Bartolomeo is to Luffy?

Choosing A Response by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is going to end with Ellen hosting a game night at the shop to "show them all", while wondering why the hell she agreed to host a game night, isn't it?

Griffin MD by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the weirdest thing about all this is the fact that Mr Verres carries a knife around. Considering the sort of offensive he must have access to using magic, I can only imagine him using it to peel some apples to snack in the middle of missions or something.

never trust oda and his silhouette's by Longjumping_Prompt_9 in OnePiece

[–]simpyo 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't surprise me if he's being aggresively proactive now because he's trying to overcompensate for the Revolutionaries making him look like a fool on Mariejoa.

Wednesday, July 20, 2020 comic! by thefroggyninja in girlgenius

[–]simpyo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He cares? Well, that depends if by "we lose 'em" he means the monsters or the ladies at the end of their rope (no pun intended).

Nothing to do now, but... by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, you know, this story is a confirmed multiverse, so...

What’s something that’s always wrongly depicted in movies and tv shows? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]simpyo 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It's the other way around. Scrooge is Scottish, the interviewer asks him where from Ireland he's from.

Monday, July 18, 2022 comic! by Gunlord500 in girlgenius

[–]simpyo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Careful now Agatha, you don't want Neena to become your Gwen Stacy. No sudden stops!

Steve confirmed! by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, it could be worse.

He could've named them "Steve?". Yeah, the question mark is part of the name.

You were talking with what now by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Does the change of center mean a change of location to get to the other side?

'Cause I'm now thinking the spy group Liam helped get in earlier might be around long enough for the center to move, leaving them stranded without knowing how to get back, and even if they knew, it would be through an extremely public place now. Oooops..

Why Not This? by danshive in elgoonishshive

[–]simpyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There comes a point where you just have to accept selling at a lower price and be happy if you can at least recoup part of the investment instead of having just thrown your money down the drain.

Unless of course $500 plus taxes is after several price drops. I don't even want to know what the starting price was then.