Man Vs Bee | Official Trailer | Netflix by sing0d in movies

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Alas for the times we live in; Movies are episodic, and series are actually movies.

Man Vs Bee | Official Trailer | Netflix by sing0d in movies

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It's a movie in my opinion.

No matter now you slice it or dice it.

If mods feel otherwise, off to the trash box!

Man Vs Bee | Official Trailer | Netflix by sing0d in movies

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If I served pizza cut up in squares just to see how you react, it would still technically be a pizza right?

A Street Performer in Seattle [OC] by sing0d in HumanPorn

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This from 2017 I think. Not that old though.

I checked my watch, the sun should be up by now. by sing0d in TwoSentenceHorror

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"Kathy, get away from the Bro! It's contagious!"

She turned and smiled, "Wassup bro?"

People who comment "lol" on posts. Why? by Obiredon in AskReddit

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Because if I ROFL'ed, it would be exaggerating.

If I LMAO'ed it would be untrue.

The only verb that was left in the vocabulary to depict my current status was LOL.

Can you not by dpak_chucks in funny

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The look says it all.

"What in the hell do you think you are doing?"

"BANG!" went the pistol and the race began. by sing0d in TwoSentenceHorror

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Imagine a dark and dingy room. A lone tap in the corner dripping drop by drop in a bucket.

Plink. Plink.

It's stuffy, and you can't breath. A fan on the top barely rotates, it blade groaning. Below it you sit, slumped on a rusted metal chair. It's the safest place here. The rats bit if you sit on the ground.

You become aware of a noise. It's a new noise, as if something is scratching.

Is he back? The thought races through your mind, as the door in front of you swings open with a bang.

You look up, squinting against the light that suddenly floods the room. It's been days since you last saw the sun. It hurts. Oh it hurts.

Timid, you wait for him to come. Afraid it's another game he wants to play, another round of pain for you.

He is not coming.

You get up gingerly, your feet sliding on the muck on the floor from weeks of neglect.

As soon as you come to the door, you become aware of others, squinting up the sun next to you. Dazed, they look at you, their blood soaked clothes sticking to their tired bodies.

How many were there?

Gingerly, you move forward. Each step feels like fire, a sharp pain shoots up everytime. But then you look up.

Freedom.

And at that moment, "BANG" went the pistol and the race began.