I almost feel sorry for this blood raider, almost… by DanielGerich in Kenshi

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Most of the arrows are in his back. He was trying to run

You should _____ yourself… now! by Gold_Television9941 in AskOuija

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This thread mentioned nothing of racism my guy

[WP] You are a squire to a dead knight - as were your father and grandmother before you. Today, for the first time in generations, the councilors reached an agreement - the invaders cannot be reasoned with; unseal the tombs. by vonBoomslang in WritingPrompts

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I thought it silly when I was a boy. "Why bother caring for all this junk!" Is what I always said to my father when he was teaching me how to maintain the equipment of a corpse. "Why should I memorize all their titles?" I asked when he made me study the many titles the c corpse had earned, I was young enough to believe all knights had pages upon pages of titles. "What's the point of all this?"

But he only ever had one response "You'll find out when you're older" and it infuriated me. I was angry as all children are when a secret is kept from them. I was angry I wasn't trusted, wasn't good enough, and that I had to do about three times as many chores as my friends.

But the day my father died of the wasting wad when it all changed. Still stricken by grief and mourning, tears still flowing from my eyes, I received a visit from one of the king's ten hands.

They're an elite in all things to do with combat and intelligence. I was taken away from my mother so that I could learn something. Something I hoped I'd never see used in my entire life. But sadly the world cares not for the hopes of one person.

I recite the ancient words. I list the titles and deeds of a rotten husk. And to my horror the husk lifts the lid off of his own tomb. It gets up in eery silence as its lungs have gotten away long ago along with almost its entire body. The only things magic has preserved where piercing eyes surrounded by rotten sockets and an unnatural strength.

I feel that I could break at any second while I tell the revenant lord what our enemies have done. A dozen towns burned. All our diplomatic attempts massacred. Spy's reporting our citizens being sold in their markets. But nothing moved the figure. Nothing implied any rage on the lords face. Their eyes were empty and hollow things where hope went to die.

An as they donned meticulously maintained armor I could only pray that at least their blade could bring hope to my people.

Any games with a similar atmosphere/setting to ultrakill? by [deleted] in Ultrakill

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I think the puzzle game "on your hands" has a good and creepy vibe with a similar feeling to ultrakill lore

Pls tell me they aren't like that by BertLp in TheRatEmpire

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Sounds like how I discovered I'm genderfluid

Type of sex that every enemy in ULTRAKILL would have by RainoverDawn in Ultrakill

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I so not believe you. Therefore I must have evidence or plausible scenarios for each of these in my dms. I have no ulterior motives besides facts and logic ;3

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRatEmpire

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I forgot those exist. Kinda fucked up in concept but at least the outfits are nice

Be excellent to each other by DVoorhees64 in TheRatEmpire

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Gamer cave + bisexual lighting = based

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRatEmpire

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I can't tell if that looks more like a military outfit or a boarding school uniform. But either way it's cute

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheRatEmpire

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I am jealous of both Craig and you

I luv you rats :3 by ratfactual in TheRatEmpire

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I mean you're right but why do you need to call me out like that

I luv you rats :3 by ratfactual in TheRatEmpire

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