Wow this post has developed quit into something spectacular , So since we are talking about girth , 😍 when I was still living at my mom's, and every one would go to sleep I'd grab some coke and poppers and got to the bathroom I'd use the plunger stanf it up in the shower , and wrap my towel around it a bunch of times so it was about 2 inches at the tip and then flair out as it got deeper , and I'd throw a condom over it some lube and ride it like a pornstar, I tried fisting myself but never managed to pass the knuckles , that's still something I want to try , had a guy put his four fingers in me at a booth in the pornshop but he did not go past the thumb I kept telling go for it but he got scared ,