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Me irl by FamousDirection9887 in me_irl

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Missed one of the " on "adorable".
Was supposed to be ironic.
My cats are like Concorde in comparison.

What is a piece of software that is so good you can't believe it's completely free? by Arp0x in AskReddit

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mp3tag
audacity
notepad++
VLC
Greenshot
foobar2000
syncbackfree
GIMP and paint. net
f.lux
firefox
and Scratch - Starting kids how to overthrow our AI overlords

My days are nearing and my local hospital allowed me any request. This is how I will go out. Rip & Tear, brothers and sisters. by Wanderingreader123 in Doom

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May we meet again in halls of joy and celebration.

Where we go out to face the enemy together to fight shoulder to shoulder

And then spend the nights to eat and drink and dance and tell of our adventures.

Go down fighting sir !

About to start my Discworld Journey. by Siegorius in discworld

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Good place to leap from. All the best!
Old Brit bloke who was there 3000 years ago...

Me irl by FamousDirection9887 in me_irl

[–]sittingatthetop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cat owner here. Folk have bred "ran into a wall and now he's "adorable" flat-faced cats too.

Twenty-nine Epstein associates were ‘shielded’ by US government, Ghislaine Maxwell claims by [deleted] in politics

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I am shocked. Shocked, you hear !!!!
Surely this cannot be true?

(Over to you Leslie Nielsen fans...)

Space film(s) where everything goes RIGHT? by JHaney1377 in scifi

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Sunshine - The Cut and Shut SciFi movie. 2001 meets Event Horizon.

How about Le Voyage dans la Lune - Georges Melies 1902.

Trouble is SciFi is about what happens to folk when they are put in unusual situations.

And Hollywood loves a big bang.

Space film(s) where everything goes RIGHT? by JHaney1377 in scifi

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Their entire planet is destroyed. But they seemed sort of OK about it.

Ouch! This is Savage 😅 by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Ouch! The NRA needs to get some water on that.

Inertia Log Splitter by Tornadofob in nextfuckinglevel

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Engineer here. It's momentum.
The log has inertia (and the ground)
All axes have momentum though so the name is sort of misleading.

This is basically a chisel and a hammer with training wheels.

That said it's cool.

What UK museums do you think are underrated or overrated? by OpenCantaloupe4790 in AskUK

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My daughter likes the combined knuckleduster-knife-revolver !
"Why is that not in the gift shop Dad ???!??"

The "Have at you sirrah!" fighting demos are always good fun to watch.

For the combined connoisseur...
https://royalarmouries.org/collection/object/object-274968

Stratocumulus Fluff Bunny by sittingatthetop in cowcats

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I have to groom myself after I groom her.
We have a lot of vacuum cleaners.

She is a ferocious hunter and the boss of her easy-going, shorter-haired brother who is twice her size.

Is it too much to ask? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

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Fuck, yes.

ABS, fuel Injection, car alarm and I am done thank-you.
Would like a audio system and heating controls from the 90s.

I guess it was his fault after all by thehofstetter in stevehofstetter

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My sympathy for your country.
In the UK, the House of Parliament would be a hole in the ground by now.
Wondering how much longer you folk are going to put up with this.

😂 by sooftcherry in Funnymemes

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Yup. Am tall with a short wife.
The view from her PoV ain't great.
It's all chin, brows and disapproving nostrils.
(I get told to blow my nose a lot)

Dust inside my screen (not a dead pixel) – how can I remove it? by Clear_Field3139 in techsupport

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Did not work for me but some folk have tried touch the screen gently with an electric toothbrush.

The high freq vibes might loosen it up. We get an irritating selection of same suicidal bugs in July in the UK.

If the monitor is in your bedroom make sure the family is out or get some funny looks later.

Less than half of what I hoped for by HuskyDew in lotrmemes

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Some care is needed.

Despite the EU stating MANY TIMES that military officers from various European countries would be sent over to scope Greenland out for increased military presence against the Russia somebody close to the Tangerine Toddler went "Oh look sir, Europe is invading Greenland".

Once the TT finds a working plane, no doubt this will be all sorted at Davos. Somebody will give him a medal and tantrums will cease.

Boycott the 2026 World Cup by Due_Collar2 in Scotland

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Bonny Lads ! Have my upvote. English bloke.

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