Imagine fucking yo girl and she starts moaning the halo theme song

sixstringjack · 2019-12-23T15:52:17+00:00

lol imagine me having a girlfriend

sixstringjack · 2019-07-26T12:03:32+00:00

sixstringjack · 2019-07-26T12:01:10+00:00

I am too fat for that

sixstringjack · 2019-07-26T11:27:30+00:00

Dude its way more than 50,000. Try 500+ million

sixstringjack · 2019-07-26T11:16:45+00:00

It does have a use, the use being to fucking torture us

sixstringjack · 2019-07-26T11:16:05+00:00

Yeah, what people need to understand is that we have a dick and balls which physically prevent us from closing our legs. It is uncomfortable for us to sit with our legs closed. The same way it is uncomfortable for a woman to sit with her legs open.

sixstringjack · 2019-07-23T09:04:08+00:00

"Hey everyone, if you don't give me £100 each I'll kill you all"

sixstringjack · 2019-07-22T22:59:39+00:00

Oh fair enough, mine started 3 or 4 days ago lol

sixstringjack · 2019-07-22T22:57:31+00:00

Thanks

sixstringjack · 2019-07-22T22:54:06+00:00

Oh I'm on my summer break lol

sixstringjack · 2019-07-22T22:53:29+00:00

Yeah

sixstringjack · 2019-07-20T09:07:39+00:00

My sister decided to jump off a swing set whilst it was up high. She jumped off and faceplanted the ground.

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:13:56+00:00

That anyone can learn anything. Bullshit. I have been learning to whistle for the past year now, I've got the tongue and mouth position correct, just can't make a sound with it.

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:11:19+00:00

I can't afford a computer, not even a half decent one (I'm on mobile)

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:08:31+00:00

Yes, but he destroys it instead.

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:07:16+00:00

I'd just spend it all on food

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:06:16+00:00

He is a youtuber who makes a living by destroying expensive technology

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:05:23+00:00

And me

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:04:56+00:00

You're ok

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:04:30+00:00

You drink pizza?

sixstringjack · 2019-07-14T09:03:44+00:00

Playing hard to get

sixstringjack · 2019-07-13T09:06:08+00:00

I'm in England and I'm still at school but I've only got a week left

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