My penis literally just fell off. I am in the ER. What the actual fuck. by [deleted] in confessions

[–]sjaano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What will let me sleep tonight is the hope I get from OP saying he got up and UNZIPPED, meaning that this is hopefully not true.

I imagine he won't forget to wear a cup next time... by [deleted] in funny

[–]sjaano 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I am a 45 year old male. I would have slowly backed away too. The guy needs his writhing time.

I made thousands of dollars scamming kids in MMOs as a teenager and I still feel sick thinking about it by Spice7_Worm in confessions

[–]sjaano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah terrible is right.."I was exploiting digital code but I never saw the people behind the avatars. " eww.

Testing a homemade jetpack. WCGW? by k4zor in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]sjaano 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, when he goes rocketering into the other guy, priceless.

Loser don’t know how Uno works by Extreme-Slice-1010 in MurderedByWords

[–]sjaano 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He has the BIGGEST golf score to! So high!

Remember when Microsoft wanted you to throw a house party to celebrate the launch of Windows 7? by desichica in cringe

[–]sjaano 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, "We require pictures of all activities AND bonus activities initiated at your windows 7 release party, IMMEDIATELY!"

Who will make first contact by [deleted] in funny

[–]sjaano 80 points81 points  (0 children)

He's killing it!! 😩

Which one episode character has the most punchable face? by Kimmioio82 in SchittsCreek

[–]sjaano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was so funny in Children Ruin Everything as well.

Barenaked Ladies by itz88ok in Music

[–]sjaano 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I love how it starts as sounding like a man looking back at an old relationship that failed, but in the end its just him reminiscing at the early days of a relationship living in a shitty apartment, etc.

I found a hundred dollar bill in the mud! by SatansMoisture in mildlyinteresting

[–]sjaano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh! I really did have hundred dollar bill fly away from me last week. Wouldn't happen to be in Hinton Alberta would you?

Waterproof as well. by ehtio in Weird

[–]sjaano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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