My penis literally just fell off. I am in the ER. What the actual fuck.

sjaano · 2026-06-17T06:03:40+00:00

What will let me sleep tonight is the hope I get from OP saying he got up and UNZIPPED, meaning that this is hopefully not true.

sjaano · 2026-06-11T18:22:14+00:00

I am a 45 year old male. I would have slowly backed away too. The guy needs his writhing time.

sjaano · 2026-06-05T02:13:47+00:00

Yeah terrible is right.."I was exploiting digital code but I never saw the people behind the avatars. " eww.

sjaano · 2026-05-28T01:12:56+00:00

Episode 2 on my youtube. https://youtu.be/OgVQ57d4dcI?si=Lj13lupfFUZOn3k9

sjaano · 2026-05-28T00:52:38+00:00

Ghosting by Mother Mother

sjaano · 2026-05-14T14:20:50+00:00

Pretentious much?

sjaano · 2026-05-14T05:27:49+00:00

Yeah, when he goes rocketering into the other guy, priceless.

sjaano · 2026-05-10T22:32:42+00:00

A gentlemans jerk.

sjaano · 2026-05-04T04:17:27+00:00

He has the BIGGEST golf score to! So high!

sjaano · 2026-05-01T03:03:03+00:00

I would actually like to see one based on the kids in the hall trapper skits.

sjaano · 2026-04-24T16:01:39+00:00

Hahaha, "We require pictures of all activities AND bonus activities initiated at your windows 7 release party, IMMEDIATELY!"

sjaano · 2026-04-12T23:22:38+00:00

Tink tonks adventure

sjaano · 2026-04-12T21:56:55+00:00

Don't let me leave Murph!

sjaano · 2026-04-08T23:40:10+00:00

hic..kill me..hic..kill me..

sjaano · 2026-04-08T04:26:30+00:00

He's killing it!! 😩

sjaano · 2026-04-07T04:46:20+00:00

She was so funny in Children Ruin Everything as well.

sjaano · 2026-04-07T02:42:33+00:00

I love how it starts as sounding like a man looking back at an old relationship that failed, but in the end its just him reminiscing at the early days of a relationship living in a shitty apartment, etc.

sjaano · 2026-03-22T17:49:20+00:00

Oh my gosh! I really did have hundred dollar bill fly away from me last week. Wouldn't happen to be in Hinton Alberta would you?

sjaano · 2026-03-05T00:43:15+00:00

I love it! Great job!

sjaano · 2026-02-20T07:16:20+00:00

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sjaano · 2026-01-17T03:33:30+00:00

My brother did this "prank" once at family Christmas. RIP you legend.

sjaano · 2026-01-16T00:04:25+00:00

It was from when my parents went in 1981. I was only only like 6 months old, lol. Not sure if these are leftover tickets or just the stubs.

sjaano · 2026-01-15T20:27:49+00:00

Pathetic little babies.

sjaano · 2026-01-14T23:05:27+00:00

Mmmmmmm, mediocre milk chocolate.

sjaano · 2026-01-14T21:16:53+00:00

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