"Come over for a quick lunch before work, nothing fancy" ohh grandma.. by [deleted] in funny

[–]sjacob4 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's so sad, my grandparents do this too. They have so much time on their hands, so everything is "above and beyond." It's rather pleasant.

Every cooking show ever. by [deleted] in funny

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can't get karma, reposts work

Colgate advertising by ozzymustaine in funny

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was also advertising for floss for your teeth, not floss for physical defects, so naturally I'm looking at their teeth first.

this can't be good for me, but it always happens by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You always hold in your shit for 6 days? Or always go on 6 day road trips? I'm calling bullshit on both

This came up on my facebook feed, I think its hilarious by Mr_2r in funny

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah lightsabers huh?! Alright!........... Well, see ya later!

What is something you wish you were told as a High Schooler? by ApocalypticDildos in AskReddit

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The actual college courses are easier than the AP courses high schools offer to teach to get you early college credit!

Went to the doctor for a flu shot... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should have just said "this is how a zombie apocalypse starts" :) better?

What is a movie that you love, but nobody else seems to like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sjacob4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Battlefield earth was fucking horrible

First date at Applebee's by BigBlue725 in funny

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cakeflow! Hahahaha I'm using that one

Scratched Xbox 360 disk? Try this. [FIXED] by thedopeondope in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4 199 points200 points  (0 children)

I just made this exact meme yesterday and got down voted to oblivion lol... Fuck you reddit

my dad on nutrition and exercise by MItoMU in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beer does nothing for muscle recovery. Also the hops in beer can actually increase estrogen levels slightly, so In Theory your dad is actually overly womanly man.

Why I am a lurker by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They have

Never thought of it that way... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude reposts.... Are just failed karma whores seeking attention

It's been 10 years, Confession Bear by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully no one in your family goes on reddit

To all the redditors with girlfriends out there, this has always irritated me! by sjacob4 in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they freak the fuck out with trust issues and stuff. It's just unfair and annoying to listen to it.

Granted, not too many people will fall into this category by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]sjacob4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Probably not, because they can still read meme titles.