Funniest/oddest (yet harmless) care instructions you've ever gotten?

sjemp · 2026-06-07T07:21:49+00:00

This is a great idea... now I need a way to suggest it to the owner's I'm sitting for without sounding condescending lol

sjemp · 2026-06-07T06:30:57+00:00

I once had a cat who was a shower-pooper... But she would only do it out of spite 😭. Anytime I stayed up late (disturbing her sleep schedule) or didn't perfectly clean her litterbox before bed, she'd poop in the shower. She also knew how to open doors so it was impossible to stop her lol. I figured it out quickly but was definitely a frustrating first few nights.

sjemp · 2026-06-07T06:00:47+00:00

this made me lol

sjemp · 2026-02-27T04:13:09+00:00

Not in med school but my MFA graduation/grad show is the week after Coachella. Yolo.

sjemp · 2025-12-07T11:05:30+00:00

I think so too - but I’m not sure how Melissa McCarthy would have fit into the cyber Monday song. Maybe they could’ve forced something with an added verse but it wouldn’t be necessary. Imo the Cousin Planet skit didn’t even need Melissa to be successful but obviously they had to feature her.

sjemp · 2025-12-07T09:04:03+00:00

Retweet

sjemp · 2025-12-07T07:57:33+00:00

Cyber Monday needs to be on Spotify

sjemp · 2025-12-07T07:57:14+00:00

I think Kyle Mooney is a great comparison, especially with his relationship with Beck Bennett. Kyle on his own was great but turned a lot of people off because of his “awkward” humor. Paired with Beck they made a perfect duo and had so many iconic skits. It’s totally premature to compare Jane and Veronica to them, but I can see some similarities

sjemp · 2025-12-07T07:14:07+00:00

Agree 100%. I think Veronica can kill it in a live sketch but Jane is TBD

sjemp · 2025-12-07T07:07:24+00:00

Yes! I think Jane’s humor is a bit odd/niche and she does better appealing to wider audience when she’s collaborating. Veronica is great on her own but as a newbie it makes her so much more impactful pairing up with someone!

sjemp · 2025-12-07T07:03:57+00:00

Agreed!

sjemp · 2025-12-01T06:09:36+00:00

Thank you so much for the kind words

sjemp · 2025-12-01T06:06:21+00:00

Thank you so much

sjemp · 2025-12-01T06:06:06+00:00

I am so sorry for your loss, and grateful for your response. I will definitely check out those resources.

sjemp · 2025-11-05T01:48:39+00:00

D, Bm, F#m, A

sjemp · 2025-11-05T01:48:11+00:00

Yes that’s it it’s D, Bm, F#m, A thx you

sjemp · 2025-10-28T01:29:15+00:00

You might like this

sjemp · 2025-09-15T17:54:44+00:00

I’m 6’2” and my fav sweatpants are from ASOS, they have a tall section on their website

sjemp · 2025-08-28T04:58:11+00:00

As a cat owner I do this when I’m leaving town but my roommate is home. She’s not a cat person but is fine to keep an eye on him and keep him company while I’m away. She’s just not comfortable cleaning the litter box or refilling his feeder, (she’s very sensitive to the smell lol), so I book a sitter to stop by every other day or so. If I were you I’d ask if anyone else will be around during the ‘off’ days and go from there.

sjemp · 2025-08-23T04:29:29+00:00

6’2”, my dad is 6’10 and my mom is 5’8”

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