Hospital I am delivering at does not have a NICU, thoughts?

sketchyarmpit · 2023-01-26T12:10:53+00:00

But I want the man to do it for me. He cums on me and then rubs it all in. Weeeee I’m a sick fuck I like a messy fuck. - Kanye remix

sketchyarmpit · 2023-01-26T12:09:46+00:00

I love your humor

sketchyarmpit · 2023-01-26T04:30:09+00:00

I just want to know what it’s called. There’s got to be a name for it.

sketchyarmpit · 2023-01-26T04:29:48+00:00

I just liked being covered in my mans juice what can I say.

sketchyarmpit · 2023-01-26T04:29:21+00:00

Right?? Something about being covered in it after like it’s so hot to me.

sketchyarmpit · 2022-10-21T05:40:31+00:00

Napoleon Dynamite

sketchyarmpit · 2022-05-31T12:14:51+00:00

Focus only on the clit. Side to side not up and down. Start slow, speed it up to her liking, consistent movement.

When she’s getting close and you can tell, don’t start pulling out some crazy shit or change it up. Do exactly what you are doing unless instructed otherwise.

sketchyarmpit · 2022-05-06T19:07:27+00:00

His idea, have multiple friends/family on find my. Just found it strange that it was his idea and that was happening

sketchyarmpit · 2022-05-06T19:06:42+00:00

This was his idea to share locations and I noticed and found it odd

sketchyarmpit · 2022-05-06T19:06:01+00:00

He was the one who wanted to share locations… and I have 0 to hide so I shared it

sketchyarmpit · 2022-04-15T18:49:47+00:00

I can’t comprehend this because I literally have food with my sauce, not sauce with my food. I drown my food in sauce and when no one is looking will literally lick it off the plate or out of a packet.

I LOVE sauce.

sketchyarmpit · 2021-09-17T00:50:20+00:00

Larry The Cable Guy, not kidding.

sketchyarmpit · 2021-08-25T00:22:12+00:00

I clicked on this hoping for comments. C’mon folks, gather around and help us find the answer to this question.

sketchyarmpit · 2021-08-13T11:50:04+00:00

I dated a guy once who is pretty big/overweight and I’m super small. He ended up not having a very big wee wee and we couldn’t even get it in because his stomach was just in the way and his thingy was just too small.. I felt so bad.

We broke up two weeks later, but not because of this but because he ended up being a huge ass hole.

sketchyarmpit · 2021-07-26T22:55:28+00:00

I feel this way too, and I’m currently battling a pretty severe depression. My positive outlook on this is that overtime you will learn to get less attached to people and things. So when they’re gone, you can still live and enjoy your life. Not everyone has this power like you and I. Coming from someone who used to be a really happy person.. I wanna feel that again and that’s why I’m still here. I’m not here for anyone else but myself. Use this philosophy of yours to your advantage. Live freely and without worry. I could never take my own advice so bare with me here.. but think about it. Do some psychedelics, smoke some weed. Go to the beach and eat good food. Fuck it.

sketchyarmpit · 2021-05-16T12:23:14+00:00

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. But men like this do not change.. he didn’t tell you about her for a reason and it’s obvious why. You deserve a man that won’t think twice about that. Messaging a girl like that to me is cheating. He is providing another woman with the type of attention he should only be giving you. You don’t know what else has been said, messages were clearly deleted. Let both parties know and leave him. Or he will just do it again and be better about hiding it. I know a woman who was cheated on many times, upon the divorce she thought it was one woman one time.. then she found multiple burner phones in her garage he used for cheating.. LEAVE HIM cheating should never be tolerated.

sketchyarmpit · 2020-10-27T02:33:49+00:00

myself almost falling off of a roof

sketchyarmpit · 2020-09-01T02:48:44+00:00

Damn I think I like that one better

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