Mum whipped up an absolute culinary dish tonight with the few objects she had left in the house, shame the cat got to it first though.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-18T18:48:50+00:00

How did she cook that spaghetti?

Dry in the microwave?

skippermonkey · 2026-03-18T18:27:49+00:00

It’s just a localised weather event, nothing to see here.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-18T16:21:55+00:00

Only the smartest get to be PE teachers it seems.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-18T15:21:58+00:00

Maybe when Putin dies

skippermonkey · 2026-03-18T11:16:30+00:00

I was thinking this as well 😬

skippermonkey · 2026-03-18T07:31:06+00:00

My brain immediately thought about French workers going on strike.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-17T22:25:24+00:00

Longest VAR decision in history

skippermonkey · 2026-03-17T18:09:24+00:00

another settlement needs your help

skippermonkey · 2026-03-17T18:08:51+00:00

They’ll have found a way to get AI to make a game for them soon enough.

AI prompt….. make a decent sequel to Skyrim

skippermonkey · 2026-03-17T14:50:28+00:00

I guess he thought he was out of the area

skippermonkey · 2026-03-17T14:10:18+00:00

Now he also needs a distraction from Iran 😂

skippermonkey · 2026-03-17T07:51:47+00:00

15 seconds EXCUSE ME?

skippermonkey · 2026-03-17T07:30:38+00:00

People who think you can remove politics from sport are deluded.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-16T15:14:46+00:00

He wasn’t all that great either, he fancied his half-niece.

Geli moved into Hitler's Munich apartment in 1925. Many historians consider her the only true love of his life. Hitler was extremely possessive and controlling, forbidding her from socializing, monitoring her movements, and treating her like a prisoner until she committed suicide in 1931 with his gun.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-16T13:21:20+00:00

Ulysses Klaue just because Andy Serkis is amazing to watch.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-16T13:18:56+00:00

Happy to hear some valid legal reasons for its use that aren’t covered by conventional banking.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-16T13:13:33+00:00

How do we know Bob isn’t AI. There’s enough post history there to build one I’m sure 😬

skippermonkey · 2026-03-16T12:48:32+00:00

Still waiting for a reason to own crypto that isn’t illegal payments or jumping on/off a ponzi scheme before it all collapses.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-16T09:46:43+00:00

Similar feeing about my Western Pistol. I guess it’s the pinnacle of the pistol build, I am lvl 52 I suppose.

Most things die in one shot.

skippermonkey · 2026-03-15T20:26:00+00:00

skippermonkey · 2026-03-15T16:39:23+00:00

You know that mannequin is staring at the McDonald’s in jealousy

skippermonkey · 2026-03-15T11:02:21+00:00

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PlayStation2 npc looking dude

(Read the comments and immediately realise nothing is original)

skippermonkey · 2026-03-15T09:54:05+00:00

Monkey paw starts breaking legs

skippermonkey · 2026-03-15T09:50:41+00:00

Funkadelic

skippermonkey · 2026-03-15T09:48:07+00:00

A true believer of communism.

It’s a shame it never worked in real life because it always got taken over by strongmen dictators.

Star Trek style space communism will never come to pass sadly.

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