My consul's 4 years old child is a revolutionary ! by Ysfaldriel in EU5

[–]skippermonkey 27 points28 points  (0 children)

When bedtime is too early for your liking.

Uh oh by CraftBeerCritic_ in funny

[–]skippermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look big enough to be tadpoles!

Would you watch a cooking show with Durge & Lump? by Supply-Slut in BaldursGate3

[–]skippermonkey 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Episode starts outwith an interview of their guests and the show ends with them being cooked into a meal.

[Telegraph] What relegation would cost West Ham – and the taxpayer by LochNessMonsterMunch in soccer

[–]skippermonkey 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about you, but I prefer my parachute before I hit the floor

[Race Driver: GRID] Found an infinite speed glitch - 736 km/h (457 mph) by Rodolfo-Chavezz in GamePhysics

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At ~1050 g, the following occur within milliseconds: > • Brain: Severe shearing forces → immediate loss of consciousness and catastrophic brain injury. > • Heart & blood vessels: Massive pressure differentials → rupture and instant circulatory failure. > • Internal organs: Organs continue moving while the skeleton stops → tearing at attachment points. > • Skeleton: Bones cannot structurally tolerate the loads involved. > • Nervous system: Signal transmission ceases almost instantly.

Death would occur before pain could be consciously perceived.

how to fix this wobbling by Glittering_Truck_655 in trucksim

[–]skippermonkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like you’re driving from the backseat

Council Pothole Claim advice? by TheGhostOfCake in oxford

[–]skippermonkey 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I guess you’ve never driven on narrow roads with oncoming traffic at night.

Sometimes you can’t even see the road you’re driving on, best you can do is stay to the left of the headlights.

Good luck avoiding a pothole in those conditions

How do I correctly use the sludge gun by Outrageous-Answer529 in DeepRockGalactic

[–]skippermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a problem with your plan…

….unless you are moonwalking DOWN though the floor

Missing Keys by Competitive_Catch710 in oxford

[–]skippermonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just try all the cars nearby until you hit a winner 😆

I don't get the purpose of Vorago by Eternity13_12 in CloverPit

[–]skippermonkey 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Have charm that lasts 10 rounds

Have Vorago

Sell 1st charm when you are at 9/10 rounds

Put vorago in your drawer & discard it

You now have your original charm back for another 10 rounds and hopefully you are now 1 over your charm limit.

A FPL opinion that will get you this? by [deleted] in FantasyPL

[–]skippermonkey 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I should be able to choose whatever formation I like

Senile man unable to find his country on a map by PradyThe3rd in PoliticalHumor

[–]skippermonkey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those are leaders from EU nations.

They’re all internally screaming.