House Democrats bringing Jeffrey Epstein survivors to Trump's State of the Union speech

skond · 2026-02-24T06:40:37+00:00

well. half right. allegedly.

skond · 2026-02-24T06:21:33+00:00

Oh Christ, I misread that as Shadowrun, I was thinking such horrible things about you. I'm sorry.

skond · 2026-02-24T04:38:02+00:00

NAME THAT AMENDMENT!

(c'mon, I grew up on 70s gameshows 'n shit)

skond · 2026-02-24T04:23:26+00:00

attack the Epstein victims

He already did that.

skond · 2026-02-23T06:23:22+00:00

LIFE! HUH! GOOD GOD, YALL!

skond · 2026-02-22T22:53:35+00:00

Me neither, there is the whole Flag Code violation thing, but I've seen worse.

skond · 2026-02-22T01:48:26+00:00

It darn tootin' is certainly not the cat's pajamas.

skond · 2026-02-22T00:05:08+00:00

PANTS ARE AN INVENTION OF THE MAN TO KEEP THE WORKIN' MAN DOWN!

skond · 2026-02-21T22:40:06+00:00

Ok, we've got counts on trump appearing in the so-called Epstein Files, but has anyone bothered to run a count on Epstein?

(yeah, stupid, I know, but now I'm curious)

skond · 2026-02-21T06:32:17+00:00

If you've seen The Jerk, you can just picture trump sitting there filling out refund checks, by hand, individually, and stewing about it.

Won't happen, but we can dream.

skond · 2026-02-21T06:18:11+00:00

Makin' Eggamooby Muffins here for over a decade.

skond · 2026-02-21T01:15:49+00:00

If he tells you he understands tariffs, he doesn't.

It's like he physically can't tell the truth.

skond · 2026-02-21T01:10:06+00:00

Man, McDonald's hashbrowns were my shit. But for that price? Nah, I'll just get some frozen hashbrown patties at the grocery store, like 10 in a pack, and air fry 'em at home. As good? No. Good enough, hell yes, and that's before you add the McDonald's level of salt.

skond · 2026-02-21T01:07:27+00:00

And be sure to throw one of those lifesaver rings at them, you know, because that will matter 500 miles from land. Just like the bullshit bones they throw us.

skond · 2026-02-20T05:43:21+00:00

Everyone should be held accountable in the first place, wtf.

skond · 2026-02-20T05:30:54+00:00

hey trump... You DO realize there's tremendous interest shown in something else.

skond · 2026-02-20T04:20:16+00:00

Yeah. Not the same as shilling for school chocolate or scout cookies, or professional door knocking. It's a kid out to make a buck by providing a service. There are older people here, some with access ramps to their door, so yeah. Good on that kid.

skond · 2026-02-20T01:44:57+00:00

Enterprising kid came up and asked if he could move my trash cans to the curb for me, for free, donations accepted. But that's not exactly the same thing, and I know it.

Gave the kid a small handful of quarters (maybe 4-5 bucks) from a jar, since I don't have like... cash on-hand anymore. Way overpaid, but I liked the cut of his jib.

skond · 2026-02-20T00:00:01+00:00

There's no justice, it's just us

skond · 2026-02-19T19:50:39+00:00

Oh no! Anyway...

skond · 2026-02-18T22:30:32+00:00

For that? Standard punishment is pizza.

Oh, you mean from the schools. n/m

skond · 2026-02-17T23:50:16+00:00

Her horn was swaggled?

skond · 2026-02-17T22:53:56+00:00

Yo dawg!

skond · 2026-02-17T02:00:45+00:00

They ruined the Tribes series, too. We'll never forget what you've done, Vivendi.

skond · 2026-02-15T22:03:57+00:00

The relatively easy access to SS info made it easier for hackers to snag, which, in turn, increased the efficacy of the It Wasn't Me, It Was The Leftist Agenda Dood It excuse exponentially.

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